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Breaking: Verizon to Launch Both DROID BIONIC and iPhone 5 on June 9

Things are about to get even testier when it comes to the battle between good and evil.  Our friends at Verizon just shot over this document which appears to detail a dual-mega-launch of epic proportions.  How does a June 9th launch of both the DROID BIONIC and iPhone 5 sound?  As many of you know, June 9th falls on a Thursday, but not just any Thursday.  It’s the Thursday during the week of Apple’s WWDC conference which up until now, had been rumored to not include the launch of a new iPhone.  Well, that may no longer be the case.

You guys ready to see who will officially come out on top of this long heated rivalry?

Update: To those of you coming on to this post late, understand that it was an April Fools’ prank. Stop acting like children in the comments.

Cheers VZW tipster!

  • Anonymous

    this just got interesting….

    awesome

  • Todd

    “bigger wifeez and geebez”…. Happy April 1st!

  • Todd

    “bigger wifeez and geebez”…. Happy April 1st!

  • RL

    is this for real?

  • Anonymous

    That picture has be dying. So subtle it’s brilliant!

  • Kfath1978

    BOOOO!!! I was hoping for the Bionic soon. Plus at that point we will have to pay for 4G service…..

    • Kfath1978

      Hook line and sinker!

  • Jerryarose

    Read the text at the bottom of the image! Hella funny kellex awesome! April fools

  • Bob G

    April Fools!

  • Drewfus0929

    Rofl Droid Life wins again.

  • Anonymous

    You know this is an April Fools joke because there’s nothing derogatory written about the iphone.

  • trumpet444

    Awesome funny story!

  • announomus

    APRIL FOOLS… Bullsh*t Verizon is worthless P.O.S, what they actually mean is it won’t come out till 2 years from june 9th. Meaning june 9, 2013

  • Guest

    I Call April Fools on this one.

  • Zaire2005

    Apple is running out of iPads and thats no april fools lmao

    • Anonymous

      I love Apple!

    • Anonymous

      Apple wins again!

  • Anonymous

    NOW THAT I READ THE BOTTOM….I THINK ITS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE…I SURE HOPE IT IS…I DON’T WANT AN IPHONE 5 UNTIL NEXT YEAR AFTER MY TBOLT IS REPLACED WITH THE T3D…LOL

  • Anonymous

    NOW THAT I READ THE BOTTOM….I THINK ITS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE…I SURE HOPE IT IS…I DON’T WANT AN IPHONE 5 UNTIL NEXT YEAR AFTER MY TBOLT IS REPLACED WITH THE T3D…LOL

  • ironick

    Haha.. almost bought it. Thickness of glasses rims..

  • gregmr

    The dead give away it is an April Fools joke is the fine print at the bottom

  • Mike

    But did anyone read in the ad where it says “The phone will not have 4G LTE support at launch, but will instead receive an upgrade in September via iDongle-to-4G MiFi”? Is this implying that it will have a 3G radio installed and get a “Dongle” to attach to the phone in September in order to use 4G?

    • Anonymous

      Yep, you’ll have to attach your dongle to get 4G. :P

  • Anonymous

    Well done. And subtle. I thought it was legit until I read the grainy text of “bigger geebeez.” And then, I lol’d.

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  • Wcurrin

    haha wifees and gebees….classic.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=662761387 Nader Elkurd

    I’m guessing this is April Fools?…

  • Skwerlii

    I say go for the one with the most geebeez…. bahahahahahaha!

  • boxcutta

    an iDongle huh? good stuff!

  • Flako

    Nice Spring Dual Launch in the Summer

    • Skwerlii

      Summer doesn’t start till the summer solstice which falls on June 21st this year…

      So that’s one thing that’s kinda legit in this post hahaha

  • Chris Nimon

    I can get bigger geebeez? Im switching to iphone! I’m tired of Flash, widgets, customization.

  • Chris Nimon

    I can get bigger geebeez? Im switching to iphone! I’m tired of Flash, widgets, customization.

    • New_Guy

      Yeah…and what’s with that whole only having 4g through an “iDongle” crap.

      Sounds like a real “Dongle-Berry” to me =D!

      • Chris Nimon

        Dongle-Berries are what you get when you don’t wipe data and cache.

  • Anonymous

    geebez? ninja pleeeeeezeee, April fooled.

  • Theonlychoman

    APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://profiles.google.com/k0009000 Илья K900

    CAN I HAZ MOAR GEEBEEZ?

  • RCT

    Did you read the wording in the Image??? Today is April 1st… maybe a prank?

  • RCT

    Did you read the wording in the Image??? Today is April 1st… maybe a prank?

  • RCT

    Did you read the wording in the Image??? Today is April 1st… maybe a prank?

  • RCT

    Did you read the wording in the Image??? Today is April 1st… maybe a prank?

  • RCT

    Did you read the wording in the Image??? Today is April 1st… maybe a prank?

  • RCT

    Did you read the wording in the Image??? Today is April 1st… maybe a prank?

  • RCT

    Did you read the wording in the Image??? Today is April 1st… maybe a prank?

  • RCT

    Did you read the wording in the Image??? Today is April 1st… maybe a prank?

  • RCT

    Did you read the wording in the Image??? Today is April 1st… maybe a prank?

  • John

    damnit kellex, you just couldn’t resist

  • RCT

    Did you read the wording in the Image??? Today is April 1st… maybe a prank?

  • RCT

    Did you read the wording in the Image??? Today is April 1st… maybe a prank?

  • John

    damnit kellex, you just couldn’t resist

  • John

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  • John

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  • John

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  • John

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  • John

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  • John

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  • John

    damnit kellex, you just couldn’t resist