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Quickly Sharing Personal Sex Tapes, a Fundamental Feature of the Galaxy S3

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The beauty of NFC…and traveling out of town. Do work, Galaxy S3.

  • http://profiles.google.com/badassbosoxfan Ronald Bernard

    That is just awesome….maybe my wife should take notes..lol

  • Former_Verizon_Girl

    Wow, it can wirelessly send a 100 MB sex video in 1/10th of a second right before the car drives off?

    That’s a fast transfer rate!

  • daryle barden jr

    I need a g/f or wife like this someday :)

    • gabravo2005

      No you don’t, you just need a girl…..

      • daryle barden jr

        That’s where you’re wrong sir. GIRLS are my problems. I need a woman. Cute comment tho.

  • Bionic

    “what we’re trying to say is our son would like to PLOW you!”

  • mgamerz

    Before I watched the whole video, I thought she was going to beam him footage of him cheating on her.

  • mgamerz

    Kind of doubtful WiFi direct is as fast as in that video. Either that or she sent him a .gif.

  • Bionic

    I wonder if she can take double penetration.

  • http://andymerskin.com/ Andy Merskin

    NFC. Otherwise known as “phone sex”.

  • kwubba

    Commercial of the year!

  • TheDrunkenClam

    What a great commercial.. I’ll bet she’s one nasty gal..
    I’ll stop there.

  • lilkerv90210

    this is officially my favorite commercial ever!

  • http://twitter.com/reggie1225 Reginald Jefferson

    Wife so nice you gotta marry her twice!

  • Skyskioc

    I bet he has a stroke when he watches it ! ;-)

  • ScottyfromGA

    wouldnt it be funny if the video was her and HIS best friend?

    MINDS ARE NOW BLOWN!

    • Jim McClain

      Or her and her best friend

  • moelsen8

    best phone commercial ever

  • omgitzjose

    yea too bad its takes over a minute to even beam a photo. to send a 30 second HD video clip between my Galaxy Nexus and Nexus 7 took me like 5 minutes. im wonder how long till they get sued for false advertising

    • will bartlett

      its sbeam, it uses wifi direct bro.

      • omgitzjose

        lol sorry “bro” didnt know that

      • Former_Verizon_Girl

        What wifi protocol can send 100 MB sex video in 1/10th of a second?

        • Droidzilla

          How do you know how big the movie was?

        • will bartlett

          it didnt have to transfer in 1/10th of a second, nfc pairs them and then sends over wifi direct. there is range to wifi

  • ArrowCool

    OMG. I was watching a video on youtube earlier and this came on. I pissed myself.

  • http://twitter.com/RightFolks BFolks

    Jeremy Brandt is in so many damned commercials these days. Selling Bayer, Valvoline, and now Samsung. Look him up.

  • Brian Menius

    This thread delivers.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ncoulombe Nathan Coulombe

    Apple would block that video from sending anyway – “Folks who want porn can buy an Android”

  • http://twitter.com/JKingDaRuler Jay Kingsley

    That commercial is a big F’N Fail ….

    • http://twitter.com/scottyfromga Scott

      yeah…we should take commercial advice from you. I say we should listen to this guy and let HIM advertise for EVERYONE!

      • http://twitter.com/JKingDaRuler Jay Kingsley

        You right !!!

  • Mario Mendez

    kinky ;p

  • joejoe5709

    That. Is. The. Best. Commercial. I’ve Ever. Seen. Period.

    • http://www.facebook.com/doug.kulp Doug Kulp

      This commercial is legen….wait for it… DARY!!! Lol

  • Droidzilla

    I like how he does the booby squeeze at the end.

    • http://twitter.com/scottyfromga Scott

      BRILLIANT! I didnt catch that till you mentioned it!

    • http://twitter.com/JibbyPibby Jibby Pibby

      wow, that totally went above my head. great catch!

    • ted

      my thought was it was something way dirtier than a booby squeeze..

    • Jim

      I didn’t catch that the first time either. Nice! What a cool commercial

  • Bionic

    I’d plow her.

    • Thomas

      She will be taking Tim’s place on the DroidLife Show next week ;)

    • Ken Bosse

      plowerhouse

  • Trueblue711

    I loved this commercial. It’s great when companies have a sense of humor of how their products are really used at times.

  • http://twitter.com/KaOs2FLo Lam Nguyen

    LMAO hahaha.

  • CaptainHowdy13

    If you know what I mean ;)

  • Tyler

    She never said he couldn’t watch it in the cab :D

  • Derek Ross

    Can NFC really transfer a video file that quickly? Or is it just syncing a link to like dropbox or something? Anyone understand this, or is this just marketing in full swing and you’d actually be sitting there with the 2 phones connected for a couple minutes? I’ve never used NFC, though one of my Android devices has it (Nexus 7).

    • Justin Swanson

      Good question, I have two NFC devices but neither with S Beam.

    • Chris Pinola

      From my understanding, no way in hell. Even S-Beam just uses NFC to arrange for a Wi-Fi direct connection. If you wanted the exchange to happen that quickly, you’d have to just be granting access to some cloud based storage. I forget the name but I believe that there is a Dropbox app that allows you to do just that.

    • http://www.facebook.com/YAYSAVERGN Eric James Salcido

      I think S-Beam uses NFC to create a wifi direct network between the 2 devices for file transfer, meaning you can actually get some awesome speed with that. However, regular NFC (android beam) is limited to about 0.5-Mbps speeds, which is why I am pretty sure that you can only send larger files with s-beam and only smaller files with Android Beam.

    • Tyler

      It uses NFC to set up a connection to a Wifi-Direct network between the phones. Samsungs website says “you can share large HD files in seconds” and from what I remember from the press event it was relativity fast. This article says up to 300Mbps transfer speeds: http://androidomedia.com/what-is-s-beam/

      • Derek Ross

        Interesting. It still seems like it if they touched phones and then the cab left that there would be a good chance the download wasn’t done, but then again I doubt this “movie” is an hour plus long so it’s probably feasible with a small file.

        • Anon

          Coitus interruptus, as it were?

          • Jim

            Can I use that line! LOL

          • EC8CH

            Sheldon… is that you?

      • Diablo81588

        That article is wrong. There is no way the s3 can transfer at 300Mbps because it doesn’t use mimo. The max it can transfer is probably 150Mbps using a 1×1 antennae.

        • Tyler

          I’m pretty sure the article quotes from Samsungs press event, which is located at the end of the article.

      • Former_Verizon_Girl

        > “you can share large HD files in seconds”

        Even short HD files are 1 GB… so “large” would be around 20 GB.

        It can send 20 GB in a few seconds?

        • ilovetechnology

          Compressed/encoded for a phone a short HD video will be well under 1GB. Assuming 3 minutes, at 720p with lowish bitrate, you’re looking at like 50MB, and assuming direct wifi at 75 Mbps (half theoretical max, reasonable I think) it would take 5 seconds to transfer. Not bad.

          • Droidzilla

            Boom goes the info bomb.

    • http://www.facebook.com/vanhouse David VanHouse

      Samsung S-Beam uses Wifi direct to quickly transfer files but stock android uses bluetooth. NFC is used to initiate the connection quickly

  • John Simonelli

    That would make an awesome Super Bowl commercial haha. It may be the cialis NFC needed.

    • http://twitter.com/sspediacci Sean Spediacci

      It was a World Series commercial last night…though nobody seems to care as much =,(

      • Droidzilla

        That’s cool! I’m not watching the World Series; didn’t even know it was on until yesterday. Glad to see Samsung bringing some good ads to a major venue (i.e. not Apple bashing ads).

  • Prime7

    I’d watch her video.

    • Wahkewahka

      Android Does porn, and sexting, and amateur videos. What’s next Samsung? Galaxy lube/ lotion coming out of the phone with a tissue dispensing case?

  • nightscout13

    I can see doing this with a girlfriend, but a wife??

    • http://twitter.com/sspediacci Sean Spediacci

      If she was my wife….yes most certainly

      • nightscout13

        You only say that cause shes not your wife. When you’ve been married for a while, there is no more excitement. Come on, be serious…..Judging by the kids age, they must have been married at least 10 years, and at that point, there is nothing interesting about your wife anymore.

        • Trevor

          Sounds like you need a life partner.

        • Droidzilla

          I’m sorry your married life sucks. Now I’m going to go home and have awesome sex with my hot wife.

          • nightscout13

            Blow up doll doesn’t count :P

          • Droidzilla

            Dude, just because your married sex life is lame doesn’t mean the rest of ours is.

          • nightscout13

            How long have you been married?

          • Droidzilla

            Only 6.5 years, but I know plenty of guys with longer term marriages who still have hot wives. I also know guys married less time than I with fat slob wives who deny sex for no reason. Painting with a broad brush is rarely accurate.

          • nightscout13

            I was not referring to weight/size whatsoever, my wife is very fit and healthy. I was referring to getting tired of eating the same soup everyday. If you don’t know what that means, then you have to be married a while longer. In all reality, you can be married to the hottest woman on the planet, but eventually you get bored of her. Ask anyone whose been married longer than 10 years.

          • Simon Belmont

            If you feel this way about marriage, then why did you take the plunge? If you’re bored, then try something new together.

            I’ve been married over six and a half years and the fire keeps on burning. You’re overgeneralizing big time.

          • http://www.facebook.com/lorne.serpa Lorne Serpa

            Wait till you are deployed for 6-12 months. Video sharing is great. You all must have a pathetic wife if you don’t understand the humor in that video.

          • Droidzilla

            I’m not knocking the video at all; I’m knocking the dude who thinks that being married means that your sex life will suck. No offense, but L2context, n00b.

        • http://twitter.com/scottyfromga Scott

          sheesh….get a divorce or shoot yourself, you sad sack.

          • nightscout13

            STFU

          • evltwn

            All you guys are missing the point and reading way too much into this.

          • http://twitter.com/scottyfromga Scott

            I’ll add it again since I got censored…you must be a sad, sad man to not find your wife attractive still.

        • Simon Belmont

          $100 says this guy isn’t even married. Cool stereotyping, bro.

          If you ARE married and your marriage is that boring, then spice it up. Move along.

          • nightscout13

            How can you come to such conclusions about a stranger? You have no way of knowing whatsoever if I’m married….Fuck you all anyway

  • http://twitter.com/spdivr1122 Stephen

    that is brilliant

  • http://www.facebook.com/justin.pumphrey.14 Justin Pumphrey

    Samsung is smart. I want an s3 now.

    • Andrizoid

      Did you see Apple’s “apology” to Samsung yet? hahaha, Apple used quotes from the Judge to trash Samsung. Haha, Samsung won the case but got played hard.

  • http://www.droid-life.com/ Tim-o-tato

    I remember that was the selling point of having Flash on my phone! :P

    • http://www.facebook.com/YAYSAVERGN Eric James Salcido

      Still flash here. Just a different kind of flash. ;)

    • 1bad69z28

      I just saw this commercial while watching the Giants win again lol Good commercial. Can you believe Brad Pitt doing a commercial for Channel?? What the hell, playing that type of commercial during a World Series man

      I feel said for Brad, probably Angelina’s idea LOL

      • LionStone

        GIANTS!!! YAHHHH!!!

        • 1bad69z28

          I am really a Baltimore Orioles fan but like the Sf Giants since I live in the Bay area and the wife is a fan lol But I am die hard Washington Redskins Fan!!! RGIII Baby!!!

          • Michael McGuigan

            The Giants beat them too!!! haha

          • http://twitter.com/belogical2 Be Logical

            Now we are talking! RGIII RGIII! Fun for the next decade. It’s about time for us starved skins fans :)

          • 1bad69z28

            7 Million No I don’t feel sorry anymore, Hell, i’ll stand up there like an idiot and quote a passage or two about Chanel LOL

            Yes, die hard Redskins and Orioles fan Hey we never played the Giants this year so how did the Orioles lose to them??

      • Jim

        Word is Brad Pitt got something like 7 million for that Chanel spot. You still feel sorry for him?

      • Jim

        Word is Brad Pitt got something like 7 million for that Chanel spot! You still feel sorry for him?

        • LiterofCola

          Exactly

      • LiterofCola

        Chanel*

      • Luke Dosiek

        Definitely check out SNL’s version of the Brad Pitt commercial.. it’s actually pretty funny!

  • Mikey Styles

    I lulz’d when I saw this…..Now that’s what I’m talking bout hahaha!!

  • Jonathan Bunch

    nice! :)

  • http://www.deathbycone.com Jared Kotoff

    just hope no one looks over your shoulder at the video thumbnail when beaming 0.0

  • http://twitter.com/HowdyFellers Inspector Butters

    bow chica wow woww

  • Jeff

    I would…

  • snowblind64

    Haha, the innuendo is priceless. Apple would be too afraid to do this.

    • Capt. Crunch

      I’m pretty sure the elderly would be offended by such a comment and apple doesn’t wanna hurt one of their largest demographic’s feelings. I’m sure we all remember the quote, “This is the line for apps?” From that priceless S3 commercial.

  • evltwn

    Saw this last night and laughed my a$$ off. Best Samsung commercial ever.

  • http://twitter.com/HowdyFellers Inspector Butters

    bow chica wow wowww

    • Droidzilla

      Brown chicken brown cow.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Christopher.Raymond.Brown Chris Brown

    That’s awesome advertising.

  • http://twitter.com/cpgast Chris Gast

    wait guys. wait. WAIT GUYS. WHAT. WHAT!?!?

    • http://twitter.com/jdhas jdhas

      Sit down. Your mother and I need to tell you something.

  • dancedroid

    ah, so this is the true function for android/s beam

  • evltwn

    I saw this last night and laughed my a$$ off. Best Sammy commercial ever.

  • Dlongb13

    I’ll take it!

  • Captain_Doug

    I like this… a lot. My wife and I just haven’t worked out that great of a system….

    • Droidzilla

      Two words: Google Hangout. Boom.

      edit: make sure it’s not “on air.”

      • Captain_Doug

        We’d both need front facing cameras for that though. My wife is holding onto a piece a poo continuum.

        • Droidzilla

          Boo. Get Note II’s for great justice.

          • Captain_Doug

            She just may. She actually wants to get a tablet with 3G/4G and just use that and get a basic phone for calls. Women and their to-do lists right?

          • Droidzilla

            Got my wife almost completely off of making phone calls. Of course, she has a job where she’s on the phone a bit, which helps (doesn’t want to be on the phone if she doesn’t have to be, now). Just in time for Verizon to change how they do plans to unlimited calling and limited data. We just might switch to T-Mobile.

          • Captain_Doug

            We definitely are. T-mobile is strong enough in our area and we’re a big fan of not having a contract. With LTE heading their way in the next year or so and buying metropcs, they could really have some good things going.

          • Droidzilla

            FYI, Amazon almost always does a Black Friday/Cyber Monday sale where they offer any phone they carry for $0.01 for new contracts. I’m probably going to wait until then and get 2 Note IIs for $0.02 on T-Mobile, then get someone to AOL my unlimited line with my RAZR and my wife’s 4GB (at the 2GB price) line with her RAZR. If I get someone to at least pay what my activation fees are (usually $35/line), I get to trade our 2 RAZR’s for 2 Note IIs! Worth the wait as it’s only a month away.

          • Captain_Doug

            Would love to sell my lines. We both have unlimited data. You’d think someone was interested. I definitely wanna stay away from contracts though. They’re such a hassle. Especially since we’re not exactly stable a the moment. Only 2 more years of college…. 2 more years.