Breaking: Verizon to Launch Both DROID BIONIC and iPhone 5 on June 9

Things are about to get even testier when it comes to the battle between good and evil.  Our friends at Verizon just shot over this document which appears to detail a dual-mega-launch of epic proportions.  How does a June 9th launch of both the DROID BIONIC and iPhone 5 sound?  As many of you know, June 9th falls on a Thursday, but not just any Thursday.  It’s the Thursday during the week of Apple’s WWDC conference which up until now, had been rumored to not include the launch of a new iPhone.  Well, that may no longer be the case.

You guys ready to see who will officially come out on top of this long heated rivalry?

Update: To those of you coming on to this post late, understand that it was an April Fools’ prank. Stop acting like children in the comments.

Cheers VZW tipster!