OK, I lasted an hour. I used the latest app to hit the market called DROIDSaver and BAM! Droid is officially back to life.
I thought the video of my bricked device would at least get a few of you, hah.
And the guy that said he was willing to give me his Motorola RAZR, that definitely had me rolling. I also appreciate the helpful tips that many of you provided. Suckers. (insert smiley)