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Black Metal Man – The Only “Tro0 Bro0tal Kvlt” Metal Game

I enjoy lots of different music genres. Lately, I have been listening to more radio-friendly music, but back when I played music for a living, I played Metal. The more fast tempoed, brutal, heavy, the better. If you’re into that type of music too, then allow me to introduce you to the Black Metal Man. This game is awesome. It’s a platform game where you’re a black metal fan, whose goal is to collect as many pentagrams and upside down crosses as possible. 

You travel through the mystic Norwegian forests, while riding the lightning and avoiding sticks of dynamite. As corny as this game may seem for metal fans, it actually has a fantastic soundtrack of real metal music and stays true to real fans of the genre. Face paint and all. Pick it up and let me know what your favorite metal band is. As for me, it’s Gojira all day and everyday.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Israel-Fabian/100000820426631 Israel Fabian

    Too many bands to pick one…well I guess I have to with Amon Amarth. m/

  • brando56894

    killswitch engage m/

  • Kyle Hughes

    Behemoth all the way

  • WalterWhite

    Death, Hate Eternal, Origin? :)

  • http://twitter.com/billzilla15 Bill Boyd

    chimaira! Gotta Represent Cleveland! Also LOG, In Flames, Children Of Bodom, August Burns Red, Memphis May Fire, Haste The Day, As I Lay Dying and Austrian Death Machine

  • Andy Greenlee

    Gorjia, are a good band and I need to listen to some more of there stuff, Some of my recnet favorites are; The Safety Fire, Art By Numbers, Born of Osiris, TeserecT, and my long time favorite is Between The Buried and Me. Always nice to know there are others out there with great taste in music.

  • http://www.androidpolice.com/ Cameron Summerson

    Gojira’s brutal. Saw them live with In Flames and 36 Crazyfists a couple years back. It was insane.

    My favorite metal band, though? Demon Hunter. Love those guys.

    • JoshGroff

      You are a gentleman and a scholar. I completely forgot demon hunter existed. :/

      • http://www.androidpolice.com/ Cameron Summerson

        I think they get better/more versatile with every album, too. The newest one (True Defiance) is both more brutal and more mellow than the previous albums. It’s amazing.

        • JoshGroff

          I’ll have to check it out.

    • http://www.droid-life.com/ Tim-o-tato

      I was there for that tour! In Flames is one of those bands that always puts on a fantastic show.

      • http://www.androidpolice.com/ Cameron Summerson

        Absolutely. Definitely in my top 5 favorite metal bands of all time. Can’t wait to go see them again – they’re on tour right now with Lamb of God and Hellyeah. m/

  • http://smidgensjourney.wordpress.com/ Jim L

    Haven’t seen these named yet…Parkway Drive, Lamb of God, Pantera (RIP Dimebag), Sepeltura, Cavalera Conspiracy, Throwdown, Chimaira, Slayer, Meshuggah, Bury Your Dead, Mnemic, All That Remains, In Flames, Avenged, Sevenfold, Machine Head…off the top of my head.

  • balthuszar

    so many to name, Angtoria, Leave’s Eyes, really diggin’ the new Marilyn Manson right now, Nightwish, Tarja Turunen,

  • Lucky Armpit

    Been listening to metal since the early 80’s. Will definitely have to check this out. Thanks for posting!

  • http://profiles.google.com/gtavc200 Marc Lewis

    This is hilarious hahaha. My favorites are Between the Buried and Me, Opeth, Fallujah, Enslaved, Nachtmystium, Bathory…and of course Death. Deaths tribute in NYC this year was amazing. Huge Metal Fan here :-D

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000339025397 Bryce Altair Warren

    Rammstein, Volbeat, and Nightwish!

    • http://twitter.com/glaze666 Nick Okonek

      volbeats not metal…. unless your into sweater metal or bro rock…

  • cxandroid

    Try some Ne Obliviscaris from Australia, greatest Progressive Metal album of all time.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMorAdnCixg

    My Favorite band for years though, is Opeth

    • Sven Enterlein

      Just listened to Ne Obliviscaris on snakenet metal radio. What a coincidence!

  • Ross S. 3

    Mercyful Fate and Darkthrone!!!m/

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ab-Gar/538974072 Ab Gar

    Opeth

  • hensu

    Between the buried and me

  • nightscout13

    Amon Amarth!

    • http://www.droid-life.com/ Tim-o-tato

      Nice!

    • JoshGroff

      Twilight of the Thunder God, only song I really know by them. Then there’s a few other songs that I kind of know.

  • kevinc

    i am the black wizards m/m/

    • Sven Enterlein

      Emperor?

      • kevinc

        yep!

  • Sven Enterlein

    favorite metal band depends on the mood. But old Mayhem and Summoning are always good!

  • Dr_Buttballs

    Thanks for this Tim. Favorite metal band, is, and always will be Death.

    • kevinc

      evil chuck was a genius

      • Dr_Buttballs

        Wish I could +1 more than once.

    • http://www.droid-life.com/ Tim-o-tato

      Yes, I do love some Death. THEEE PHILOSOPHERRRR. :)

  • lolitsnoah

    I like alot of deathcore, like Chelsea Grin and White Chapel

    • Sven Enterlein

      Ever listened to the German band Deathcore?

    • Dr_Buttballs

      I dig Whitechapel. Chelsea Grin not so much.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jason.hatherlee Jason Hatherlee

    Slide the lightning? “…flash before my eyes, now it’s time to die…”

  • will bartlett

    lol i love how they didnt update the description for android…

    • http://www.droid-life.com/ Tim-o-tato

      I also noticed that. Somewhat LAME on their part and also really lazy.

      • Sven Enterlein

        Since when are metal heads NOT lazy?!?

        • justincase_2008

          We aren’t…. ah screw it.

  • Mclovin

    Thanks Tim! m/

    • http://www.droid-life.com/ Tim-o-tato

      Keep it m/etal lol