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BroApp Will Text Your Girlfriend When You’re Too Busy Hanging With Your Boys

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While I don’t agree with the ethics of BroApp or anyone that would pay for such a thing, if you happen to find yourself constantly bothered by the idea of personally texting your girlfriend or wife to say nice things, this app will do it for you for the price of $1.99. The app learns which times you are not with your girl, such as at the gym or at work, and will text her sweet little messages to keep her busy and thinking of you. 

For those worried about their girl uncovering this secret bro app, the creators went to great lengths to make sure she won’t stumble upon its existence.

  • Girlfriend Wifi Detector: BroApp won’t send messages when you are at your girlfriend’s place.
  • Girlfriend Intrusion Detector: BroApp will prevent inquisitive girlfriends from uncovering the BroApp secret.
  • Recent Contact Detector: BroApp won’t send messages if you have recently communicated with your girlfriend.

Yeah, this seems pretty low, but that’s just my opinion. Grab it off of Google Play by following the link below.

Play Link ($1.99)

  • BRO’S B4 HO’S

    I can’t wait until HO APP comes out !

  • BRO’S B4 HO’S

    BRO

  • Chris Hughes

    If only Droid-Life has the option to control which apps it promotes and posts about. Looks like your hands were tied and you just had to write this article.

  • Tyrone_83

    I’m better off giving a panhandler those two bucks. Also I bet any girlfriend can figure out those are generic sent messages

  • http://www.grantbarker.com/ Grant Barker

    Maybe they will bring out BitchApp for any girlfriends feeling the desire to regularly complain at inconvenient times.

  • cizzlen

    This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen on Droid Life

  • http://www.twitter.com/nblufire12 Nathan Patel

    This is….genius…

  • Anonymous

    Or you could, you know, grow a pair and let her know that she’s intrusive. Or not date a psycho.

    Or pay more attention to your woman.

  • http://www.skial.com/ Tom S

    Anybody sad enough to use this app probably can’t get a girlfriend in the first place.

  • MikeSaver

    Too bad it won’t hang out message too. Would be suspicious cause that’s how I usually contact her.

  • ChristianPasquariello

    Then there’s Ho App, an app that texts your boyfriend messages to keep him satiated while your messing around with his best friend, the boss, etc.

  • Ryan Haffner

    LITERALLY sending sweet nothings has never been so easy.

  • MacNificent

    The only thing I enjoyed in that video was watching her die in flappy birds

  • 7h3_4pp12en7ic3

    I don’t think this is low at all! This is the pinnacle of trolldom. What the app creators won’t tell you is that a month after you sign up, it texts your girlfriend letting you know how much of an ass you are! Win-win!

  • Potato

    LOL! These developers are true bros!

    Working to maintain bros’ relationships when they don’t have time for such silly things.

  • bonix

    Wow, saw something on @midnight before seeing it on the internet. I’m impressed. Also, @midnight is pretty funny you should watch.

  • Michael Bassett

    Viral app: You sign up and put in your GF number and yours. If you GF gives a dude her number and he has the same app, he puts in her number to get your number so he can call you and say shes a cheating b*tch. Bros helping Bros.

    • michael arazan

      That’s after he banged her, of course

  • Kane Desousa

    Lmao, this is great.

  • CivilDroid

    Sounds like this is the plan…

  • Ian

    Tim: “this is low and I don’t agree, but hop on out to the play store and grab it.”

    lol

  • Grizzy

    This is the greatest idea.

  • Brian

    I’ve had the idea of creating an app like this a several times over the last few years. I always decided against…

  • Good_Ole_Pinocchio

    “While I don’t agree with the ethics of BroApp or anyone that would pay for such a thing..”

    AKA….my girlfriend reads what I write on Droid Life.

    • http://www.naskaras.com/ Thanassi Karageorgiou

      LOL YES!

    • Grizzy

      lmao so true.

    • Jenny @ 8675309

      She created Droid-Life I think, but he doesn’t want to know a woman created a nerd site.

      • http://www.skial.com/ Tom S

        Uh… Kellex is a dude.

        • http://www.gizmoninja.com/ Tabe

          They’re refering to his girlfriend……

          • frederigoxcz305

            my Aunty Arianna got a nearly new
            silver Chevrolet Colorado Crew Cab by working part time off of a macbook air.
            try this B­i­g­4­1­.­ℂ­o­m

    • Raul

      LMFAO! Best comment ever Hahahahaha

  • brkshr

    Now you have me thinking I’m a good BF. I actually send my GF nice texts at least once a day. Go figure…

  • Chewy789

    I believe the guy who made this is recently single.

    • michael arazan

      Or trying to get a bunch of guys GF’s phone numbers by the millions.

      • calculatorwatch

        Ha! That would be a grade-A scam.

        Creator: You might want to check your bf’s phone. I heard all those sweet messages he’s been sending you are just an app.

        Girl: OMG you were right, what a pig!

        Creator: It’s okay I’m here for you.

        • Keg Man

          if white knighting was a successful strategy, there would be a lot less virgins

  • Chris

    Will it give you flowers or see’s chocolate when she brreaks up with you?

    • Stacy

      At least give us the good chocolate

      • Adam Stency

        Nah bro. I want flowers cause thats how I roll.

  • JBartcaps

    Hahaha is costs 2$!!!. Bro, come on.

    • http://www.naskaras.com/ Thanassi Karageorgiou

      A small price to pay for silence.

      • The Narrator

        For some reason i got a different vibe from this comment. Hahaha

        • http://www.naskaras.com/ Thanassi Karageorgiou

          lol, Now that I re-read it, it does sound a bit morbid.

      • El_Big_CHRIS

        Wise words. Ron Swanson would be proud

        • Jordan Flemmings

          Is that your mother?

  • Jeff Creemer

    I’ve got a friend who uses Tasker to do this. He has it pick a sweet message at random times from a list he’s made and sends a text to his wife while he’s at work. She’s none the wiser and thinks that he’s being sweet and thinking about her.

    • snoty

      He is being sweet for thinking of such a nice gesture for his lady…. likewise with anyone who purchases the broapp.

    • El_Big_CHRIS

      I’d do this if I knew how to use Tasker. Or if I had a gf :/

  • The Narrator

    I hope one is “I’ll be home soon, make me a sandwich” . /s

    • Heather

      shut up! Us woman are not your slaves!

      • The Narrator

        Of course they are. That is, after you sign the prenup.

        • michael arazan

          Isn’t that what the ring is for, a down payment : P

      • Ian

        He put the ‘/s’ for sarcasm at the end, obviously joking. Let’s all calm down.

        • Heather

          I’m sorry. i had nothing but bad luck with men. Its why I’ve chosen to become a lesbian.

          • Van Gittin

            lololololol

          • La’Quisha

            I hear you girlfriend

          • cizzlen

            LOL all the women getting mad ITT

        • The Narrator

          Ignore guest accounts. It’s somebody with severe psychological issues.

      • Kevin

        Calm your tits woman.

        • La’Quisha

          OH HELL NO!

          You did not just say that to me.

          • Kevin

            Aren’t suppose be doing cavity searches in the airport something?

          • bro’s b4 ho’s

            What the hell is a La Quisha ?

          • Ian

            He didn’t say anything to you, said it to Heather.

          • Marvin

            did you run out of tampons? just use a q-tip. works just as well.

          • bro’s b4 ho’s

            What the hell is a La, Quisha ?

      • bro

        lol ur not a gurl. no gurls on teh interwebz

    • Drew Galyen

      If you’re lucky enough to have a nerdy wife/girlfriend, it would be “I’ll be home soon, sudo make me a sandwich”

      Thank you, Randall Munroe.

  • Menelaus

    If I could get an app that would email my boss so he thinks I’m working, that would be even better.

    • El_Big_CHRIS

      Why are we not funding this!?

    • trixnkix637

      I smell a successful kickstarter…