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Want Some Jeans Made Specifically For Your Smartphone? Check Out WTFJeans


Here is one to throw into the WTF category. Ever wanted some jeans that were tailor made to fit your smartphone? In this day and age, something like this shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone. These are called WTFJeans. The pockets, made to fit the iPhone 5 and Galaxy S3 with precision, are lined with microfiber to keep your device clean and even bacteria free as you pull your phone in and out with each use. 

Along the backside, they have a trademarked “Sexyass” pocket positioning so that we as nerds/geeks can “go out among the people and be ‘socially acceptable’.” These are their words and not my own. I don’t know whether to be offended or throw my money at the monitor.

I am not a denim expert and really, I only wear clothes when necessary (besides my trolling pajamas), but these look pretty hot. The only question I have is, will they fit my Galaxy Note 2?

Buy. ($159)

Via: WTFJeans

  • $159 for dorky looking jeans that make people hate you every time you show off the main feature and become obsolete the instant your phone is??

    WTF, indeed.

  • Jason Brown

    trolling pajamas ftw!

    • Silver Veloz

      LOL – Tim cracks me up. Trolling Pajamas. Maybe he’ll wear them tonight on the Droid life show. I’m with you Tim – I only wear clothes when I have to.

  • S.Ober


  • Hopefully the CEO of the comapany jumps off a bridge with this outrageous price lol

  • bigmatt503

    WTF…how fitting

  • UnixPimp

    $159 for jeans, let alone those hideous jeans? No thanks.

  • Laki S.

    I like the utility of being able to keep my phone in the front pocket and the stylishness of looking like I have an ass on my frontside. *snerk*

  • I think it’s an interesting concept. While the styling might not be to everyone’s tastes, the pocket is positioned so that you can sit comfortably with the phone in the pocket. Unlike traditional jeans that are uncomfortable to sit down with your phone in your pocket.

  • On one of their picture it says “This time we have decided to produce only 2GB of jeans (2,048 pairs) and not a byte more!” This time? How many did of these ugly jeans they make last time?

  • theoiulkj


  • Granpa

    I kinda like em. Warm it up!

  • They’re a little late to the iphone party. I thought that’s what skinny jeans were for.

  • Raven

    These jeans look hideous. I mainly wear Lee’s Carpenter pants. They are comfortable, well made, affordable, and my Droid 4 fits perfectly in the right leg side pocket.

  • Brummy

    Not made for the tall people who need 36+ length…guess most “nerds” are short!

  • They seem to be marketing these pants exclusively to eurotrash…

  • John Jenness

    Move that stupid pocket to the side of your leg and poof…you have cargo pants!

  • dark_funk

    Maybe if I find a pair for $5 at the Goodwill in a couple years. At $159, no. Just, no.

  • I wonder if they will fit the nexus 4

  • RoadsterHD1


  • Chris Hollenbeck

    I would kick my own ass for wearing those.

    • Daniel Russell

      But could you tell which side was your ass? They have the same pockets.

  • As a gay man, I wouldn’t be caught dead in them.

  • Last thing im gonna do is buy pants for my phone…

  • Murphy

    No. Stop. And Don’t.

  • I give it about 2 weeks before apple files a lawsuit…I think Steve Jobs invented jean pockets.

  • I love this.

    • Of course you do! 😛

      • Chris

        My favorite part was ‘I don’t know whether to be offended or throw my money at the monitor.’

  • Chuck Finley

    Testing the market…
    Getting ready for those folks that decide to purchase the “Galaxy Note 8 phones”.

  • Jim McClain

    so they sew the back pockets on the front and charge 159.95 for them , lol I just know there is a fool somewhere who will buy them lol

  • TheCheapGamer

    Wtf indeed.
    I thought the price said $15.99.

  • I wouldn’t be caught dead in these. They look horrible and price is ridiculous!

  • Tyler

    I could understand these for a Note 2 maybe but my Galaxy Nexus loosely fits into my Old Navy jeans. So indeed WTF!

  • Trevor

    Well, at least they got the WTF part right.

  • Kurtis Tamez

    They;re Collectible too!!!!

    “Only 2GB of WTFJeans!

    The original idea was to make only a few jeans, but then all of our friends wanted a pair. Fair enough. We have decided to make a little web shop and offer WTFJeans to anyone who wants them… With just one catch: we are making only 2GB (2048 pairs) of WTFJeans!”

  • I actually had envisioned those jeans but $159 is kind of pushing it.

  • imfunny

    Want to look like a huge idiot? Check out WTFJeans

  • Slow day for news. SMDH

  • chanstar

    This is almost as bad as girl’s jeans with no back pockets!!

    • Daistaar

      hey HEY! Those are wonderful! Leave those alone!

    • InyRules

      I LOATHE when women’s jeans don’t have back pockets, or any pockets for that matter. I actually use my pockets, but if you weren’t buying enormous jeans, you can’t fit anything in them. The top of my old Galaxy Nexus would poke out of my front and back pockets, and now my Note 2 is halfway out of my pockets. I also hate women’s basketball/running shorts with no pockets.

  • Adam Neighbors

    I’m going to go ahead and assume my regular jeans are “iPhone 5 compatible” too. Just a safe bet.

    • Yeah, but their compatibility is not certified. 😉

    • Well at least they don’t require an adapter for the port connector.

  • Dr_Buttballs

    Back pockets on the front of your pants? Kris Kross knew this day would come.

    • these jeans will make you jump! jump!

    • mechapathy

      Your name alone gets an upvote.

    • You’ll never miss the bus in these jeans.

    • No Anselmo quote?

      • Dr_Buttballs

        “We’ve got no time to lose
        Your news is old news
        Hate this, hate me, hate this
        Right approach for the wrong
        It’s time to spread the word
        Let the voice be heard
        All of us, one of us, all of us
        Dominate and take the motherfucking world

        But not in these jeans”

        – Phil Anselmo

        • michael arazan

          Is the Crotch lead lined so men don’t fry their genetic seed?

  • BSweetness

    WTF indeed.

    …and I don’t see any mention of the Galaxy S3 anywhere on the site. It only talks about the iPhone 5.

    • Inside the press email they sent us, it says it “fits the S3 perfectly.”

      • BSweetness

        They should probably put that somewhere on their site if they want S3 owners to consider those monstrosities.

    • Ken Bosse

      made for the hipsters

  • Dillon Brown

    sorry, but they look ugly, and reduces the versatility of the pocket. Also, I like the bacteria, keeps my immune system on its toes and fighting like a champ.

  • brkshr

    Levis for life!

  • I am not thinking so..