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Bombshells: Hell’s Belles – Think Tom Cruise in Top Gun but with Big Boobs

From Glu Mobile comes a game that will have any folks born to fly super excited. It’s called Bombshells: Hell’s Belles. You choose one of three characters, all of whom are girls that sport barbie-like features in extremely tight-fitting clothes, and then you fly around in fighter jets and blow up the opposing forces called “T.O.O.L.” If I didn’t know any better, this game is a metaphor for what it’s like for a group of girls to go to a nightclub in New Jersey.

The controls are great and the graphics, for a game that is free, are legit. As I just mentioned the game is free on Google Play, but you can purchase additional (more powerful) weapons if you’d like in the app. But let me say this, you don’t have to buy anything to beat it. Trust me.

Now I need to go watch Top Gun. Goose!!!

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKNCCv2lG24[/youtube]

  • Star fox?

  • There have been a couple of games here recently that have an emphasis on digital boobs. are you guys going through a dry spell? 😛

  • Chris Hollenbeck

    You had me at “boobs”.

  • bogy25

    405MB!!!

  • soc13kid

    “Bombshells: Hell’s Belles – Think Tom Cruise in Top Gun but with Big Boobs”

    “But let me say this, you don’t have to buy anything to beat it. Trust me.”

    ha.

    • lol, i see what you did there

  • nightscout13

    Ok, i just started playing this game, it’s amazing. The physics are amazing. And the boobies.

  • Gel

    Guess I’m the only one who has an incompatible phone since I have GB.

    • Anon

      Nope. I’m running a Droid Bionic with an ICS leak, and it’s not compatible either.

      • Anon

        Correction. It’s not compatible from the Play store.

        Runs just fine when sideloaded.

  • Tom Cruise with boobs? Isn’t that Tea Leoni?

    • as a Tea Leoni fan, I don’t even want to think of this (also she’s already not very endowed in the boob way)

      • This is David Duchovny and I do NOT approve this message. (even though were divorced)

      • I used to think she was really hot, then an ex girlfriend pointed it out to me. It’s a closer resemblance than Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry. Also, I never said that Tea Leoni had big ‘uns, just that she looked like Tom Cruise with boobs.

  • Hell’s Belles is also a really awesome AC/DC all female cover band and they put on a hell of a show.

  • David Verba

    This game is nearly identical to Crimson Skies (minus the boobs)

    • Those are two (well three) of my favorite things!

  • Kyle Lehman

    You need to update this post to read “nightclub in North Jersey”. For all intents and purposes, New Jersey and North Jersey are entirely different states :-

    • Spongehead

      Similar to Virginia and Northern Virginia, I take it. I’ve heard that South Jersey is a lot like most of Virginia…rolling farmland.

    • north Jersey should really become its own state, with the motto, “how you doin!”
      And south Jersey should be its own state with the motto, “Hey you’s guys…”

  • Game is fun but the inverted controls with not option to change are a no go for me.

    • James

      This

      • Seriously.. I can deal with inverted Y controls, but the inverted X controls just suck..

  • Willard Potter

    Seriously? You had to take a crack at NJ? lol We (frakking finally) managed to get rid of Jersey Shore.. what more do you want from us? lol

    • nightscout13

      YOU ARE FOREVER STAINED

  • The gameplay looks fun enough to persuade me into trying it, it is free after all.

  • Like the title, the boobs are just a plus lol

    but I might suggest maybe making a new tab on the site for app reviews and only posting the good ones in the main feed. Just a though.

  • Andrew Bockus

    All i could think was… “Do a Barrel Roll!”

    • Slippy

      NOOOO!!!

  • Explosions? Boobs? I’m in.

  • r0lct

    Permission for a fly by.

    • Negative ghost rider. The pattern’s full.

      • michael arazan

        you’ve been passed over as section leader three times, put in hack twice by me, with a history of high speed passes over five air control towers and one admiral’s daughter!