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9MM Headed to Android, Think Grand Theft Auto Gone Mobile

Gameloft just tossed out this teaser for their new game 9MM which is probably not 100% safe for work, but still worth every second of your time if third person shooters that involve gangs, strippers, guns and blood are your thing.  Yep, you get them all wrapped up into one 43 second video.      

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  • Green Robot

    Article is dated 20th of May. It’s end of July. Where is my 9mm for my motherfrakking Android? Why is there only an iPhag version? And where are all you iPhag haters with more of your iPhag hate? Come on, keep the hate rolling.

  • Anonymous

     This belongs in the trash with the Dogfighting App.

    • Anonymous

      Tell that to Rockstar. 

  • http://twitter.com/clearnano ClearNano

     gameloft is like rockstar for android/apple…well sort of…..game looks promising though

  • Anonymous

     Finally, an educational game that’s both fun and upwardly motivating. Nothing better than capping ghetto scum in the morning. Ahhhhh, the smell of gold teeth hitting the pavement. Future parliament ladies and gentlemen.

    • Skychet

       we don’t have parliament in america.  complaining about violent video games is like complaining about violent movies.  kind of a moot point

      • Anonymous

        Who’s complaining? The dumber the kids grow up in this country the more money I make. Besides, I really do like the idea of capping ghetto scum in the morning. I love me some GTA. Control is a parenting issue. Doesn’t mean I totally agree with the direction pur society has shifted to.

  • Nativi

    Isn’t this just Gangstar re-released???

  • Nativi

    Isn’t this just Gangstar re-released???

  • Anonymous

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  • http://davesdroid.blogspot.com NadTwist

    Sweet! 

  • Anonymous

     looks sick, cant wait. impressed that it’ll be available on phones

  • Chris

     best thing since sliced bread

  • Anonymous

     I’ll get this when I don’t have to go through their website. Amazon or Android Market please.

  • http://twitter.com/cheese cheese

    I bet Apple will ban this game on their App Store. 

  • Greg

    Just downloaded TNA Wrestling for Android, now THIS is coming out? Yes! 

    • http://profiles.google.com/chasehammer Chase Johnson

       as did I, i guess its coming to a point where REAL games are going out. ;)

  • http://twitter.com/HenriDevious Henri Devious

    woooooooooot!!

  • Isaacstaco

    I hope my Dinc will be able to run this game 

  • Guestman

     Woot! San Andreas all over again yo!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bryson-Williams/642971615 Bryson Williams

    i can’t believe they used apathy on the song thats awesome!

  • http://profiles.google.com/gonnadie4thegov Jeremy Wray

    The beginning of it just looked like a clone of one of the gta titles on ps2.

    im willing to try it out but i bet you’ll need a dual core phone to run it. i don’t see my d2 handling that.

  • Anonymous

     Yes, killing hookers, mowing down pedestrians, stealing car and other random acts of terror…only on Android

    • Anonymous

      Only on android?  No, you’re quite incorrect. 

  • http://twitter.com/Pucuck Nicholas Ringhiser

    I’m just hoping they bring Order and Chaos to android. I’ve been playing a lot on my iPad and wouldn’t mind the option to play on my phone.

  • Jim Dandy

    Can we get a Resident Evil clone :p

    • Anonymous

      Only if it doesn’t come with those terrible camera angles!  

    • Anonymous

      Why would you need a clone when the real one is on the ipod/iphone? 

  • Anonymous

    Now I can kill hookers on the go!

    • Gee

       I kill hookers on the go now…. Ummm i might have a problem….. Please disregard this post :)

  • Anonymous

     Nothing like slapping a “virtual” hoe during a business meeting!

  • Anonymous

     First, 
    and it looks meh compared to gangstar.

    • MOTOX

       yah but have you seen gangstars graphics….horrible.