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Dilbert Captures Our Smartphone World Brilliantly

Thought today’s Dilbert was fitting…

Cheers jhwf44!

  • Al Heasley

    Ill tell you this…..I just got a Droid x2 and the battery is unbelievable! This thing is amazing on battery life. A day + for almost a week now……moderate to heavy use. I had to install juice defender on my Droid x to get 15- 18 hours on it. I wanted to see what the battery was like on the x2 before I installed it on this phone. So I’m here to tell you that maybe the tides have turned in our favor when it comes to our poor battery lives on android. Hopefully more phones will get this kind of performance out of their batteries and we can break the stigma. And hopefully they can get these results on LTE. That would be a sweet compliment to its blistering speeds.

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  • Justin

     dilbert is a perfect example of why people shoot up office buildings. if i worked with the idiots at dilbert’s office, i would too. the girl has a crossbow, now thats a start.

    im not really crazy..well maybe i am….

  • Anonymous

    I think dilbert’s tie was a viagra experiment gone wrong…

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  • Anonymous

    Today’s Dilbert is even better:


    “You might be a victim of good marketing.”

  • Stephen D

    LOL brilliant and true.

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  • Anonymous

    WTF give us some real news we care about like SGS2, nexus 3, and even about the upcoming iphone 5!

  • OG Droid with GPA15 and 0.2 Pete’s kernel = no drops (unless I’m talking to i*hone person) and about 30 hours of battery with fairly heavy use.  

    PS. My upgrade just sits and sits and sits…

    • Nick

      I would love your phone.  I have the same specs, 6-7 hrs with light to medium use.  Two other friends also same build/usage and same dismal battery life.

    • Granted

      P.p.s I’ll gladly take that upgrade off your beautiful hands.

  • Anonymous

    Dibert should’ve added late OTA’s, and locked bootloaders 😛

  • At least the battery life can be fixed. Extended life battery, baby! 

  • Taco

    Ohh no he didn’t!!!

  • Pure genius.
    That’s almost exactly the same question I asked my wife. Except for my was about a choice between Google services integration and battery life.

    • Granted

      And she said “stop talking about phones with your pants down and touch me for once!”

  • jhwf44

    Wow, I never thought the whole “tipping” a story I found online would actually lead to something!

    • Granted

      Me either, I tipped him that the cast of the Jersey Shore were found to be inbred mutants from a government experiment gone wrong, but noooo, that’s just not news worthy I guess!? Facists!

  • Sammy Guyana

    yup.  well said.

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  • StanleySpadowski

    That pretty much sums it up…

  • He was obviously talking about the AT&T iPhone and Blackberry right?

    • Anonymous

      no u idiot

      • Rampancy

        I think you missed the point.

    • Anonymous

      I think you’re right.

    • obviously ATT/iphone and Android phones

  • Stelv81

    If Dilbert made phones, we would all have awesome phones that worked properly.

    • Anonymous

      no we wouldn’t

    • If he made phones, they would be made out of cardboard.

      Awesome post!

    • TeflonBilly

      I think he would design a awesome phone.  What got built due to boss,budgets and random crap would ruin it.

  • Anonymous

    Haha I saw this earlier. It’s pretty great.

  • Anonymous

    wtf is up with the chick? is she building a crossbow? please do. kill dilbert.

    • Anonymous

      Typical Dilbert. She’s loading her crossbow to shoot him because he answered her question with a question that she didn’t need to know.