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Greatest Samsung Commercial Ever.

I seriously can’t tell if it’s meant to be as bad as it is because it just keeps going and going, but you know what, I just don’t care. This is hands-down, without a doubt, Samsung’s finest commercial to date even if it was unintentionally made to be so. As our reader put it, “so cringeworthy it’s newsworthy.”

I hope Aimee and Jack can make it to the Galaxy S5 unveiling to relive this on-screen magic like only Jack and Aimee can. Please, Samsung, bring them. Please bring the single man’s guide to picking up women with a Galaxy Gear too.

“Want to see something cool?”

So, are you GEARed up? Haaaaaa. 

Cheers B Knowles!
  • flosserelli

    I want my 2.5 minutes back.

  • Richard Yarrell

    Plain and simple nothing beats Samsung…..

  • Tim Aries

    Shamesung starts to pay you money Droid Life?

  • Danny

    Comments and ratings are now disabled for the video on YouTube lol

  • KMS_Alex

    Is that device rate for sub 32 tempatures?

    • Sean Workman

      Or why would you have it attached to the outside of your glove…..wow

  • Cool. For the stalker in all of us!

  • Hoffman

    This is probably made by the same ad agency who created all those crappy Mentos commercials.

  • mcdonsco

    I dont get why that was the greatest Samsung commercial ever…just not getting it?

  • rww

    All I can think of is Hot Tub Time Machine and that Aimee is his whore mother due to some time travel mistake…

  • sk3litor

    THAT’S MY MOVE!!!!!!

  • freddie

    Samsung-troll got your attention.

  • morpheus282

    I’m not sure what was worse – the acting, the blatant promotion of stalking, or the fact that I sat through two and a half minutes of that nonsense.

    • Keg Man

      going point. they did just make stalking awesome

  • NexusMan

    Okay….Not the greatest commercial and not really cringe worthy either. Just dumb.

  • Wyveryx

    What the hell….It’s a manual for stalkers!! lol

  • James Hill

    So lame!!!

  • AlexKCMO

    Designed for foreign audiences. Similar to how conversations you hear when learning a foreign language sound hokey and fake to any native speakers, this commercial is meant to be shown where English isn’t a primary language, but they don’t have a commercial in the native tongue.

  • Trevor

    There is definitely a roofie in her drink.

    Edit: Haha, just saw the comment an hour before mine – same wavelength.

  • In short it can find a vagina

  • Alex

    Wow u must be high Wtf u joking right? Did u see the dislike on you tube? Lol is way up than the likes

  • Colonel_Awesomesauce

    Wanna see something cool? “Where is the nearest place I can buy roofies?”

  • I don’t see anything wrong with the ski lift part of the ad: I used Google Maps as an icebreaker a few times after I got my OG Droid. That said, I wouldn’t snowboard after someone I just met while taking pics of them, but if someone I was attracted to did that to me I’d be pretty flattered. I guess unlike most people nowadays I’m not allergic to human interaction.

  • mackjao

    corniest commercial i have ever seen for Samsung … at least they tried something new, haa … ha

  • Mr_Bucket

    She’s just lucky he’s not a Glass Explorer or he’d be trying to show her “something cool” the morning after spiking her drink at the bar. What a creepy guy…

  • Caveman

    That’s what I get for only reading the title and going straight to the video. Spend the entire 2:31 waiting for some hilarious twist! Joke was on me.

  • Steve A. Reno

    I threw up in my mouth a little…

  • CharlesJorgenson

    wow, stalker jack. I think they are finding themselves a brand new niche. Stalkers need watches too

  • Gsizzle

    Corniest thing ever!

  • Clint O

    Actual women would be calling you a stalker and calling the cops

  • JT

    Im crying…

  • crazed_z06

    Hope I get for Christmas.!

  • HarvesterX

    Samsung, you have went above and beyond with this. You did an AMAZING job at showing the world just how creepy your Gear is. This is EXACTLY how I had envisioned the Gear to be and the for you hired was spot on and the only thing missing was the end.

    When he took “Aimee” into his room and either A) recorded and then shared with all his friends “Aimee” from the inside out, if you catch my drift.

    Or B) Proceeded to turn on some 80s music and record himself mutilating and torturing “Aimee”.

    I can see their relationship now even if it did work out AND she lived…

    Seriously, I’d rather have had a nice smartphone along with me and at least a low end nice watch brand like Citizen or something if I couldn’t afford any higher.

  • picaso86

    Last part was EPIC! hahahahaa

  • EvanTheGamer

    Wow! I wasn’t really sold on the whole “wearing your smartphone on your wrist” thing in the beginning, but now I think this video just convinced me that the Galaxy Gear is definitely something truly awesome. It saves time and very embarrassing moments like that “stranger” fumbling around with his phone in the video. Freakin’ kick-ass!

  • bitpimpin

    Samsung had me at “Check this out, we can do more….”

  • John Jenness

    It’s all powered by blueroofie.

  • Holy crap that’s AWFUL!!! Hahaha… awesome. Love it.

  • Scott Smith

    Best commercial EVAR! I can’t stop laughing…

  • pharmdy


  • William_Morris

    Still not going to convince me to buy a Samsung Gear.

  • a3uge

    It’s mr steal yo girl

    • calculatorwatch

      What I wanna know is when did a smartwatch become necessary for stealing chicks? I thought a foreign accent and a sleazy mustache was still enough…

  • Dan

    The chic is the sweater dress @ 1:39 was the best.

  • nosedive94

    I guess they spent their whole $200B+ budget on shitty plastic for their devices and had no money left for good advertising.

  • jbdan

    Oh that was epic, best part was the very end!

    • KingofPing

      The best part was *that* it ended…


      • jbdan


  • Samsung – Feeling Uncomfortable Yet?

  • tjparker

    For a second I thought this site turned into BGR!

  • Steve Swall

    Amy should use her Note 3 to see if Jack is on the sex offenders website.

    • nicholas cusmina

      Why do that when she can just ask his wrist the same question haha

      • 1bad69z28

        I see what you did there HA!!!

  • Aardvark99

    She just got samsunged!

  • viewthis66

    that was F-ING INCREDIBLE! LMAO!

  • Kelly OBrien

    Puts face in palms

  • Straylight


  • landon

    It’s Cock Blockula!

  • Samsung Galaxy Gear – it will get you laid!

  • YankInDaSouth

    My parole officer says I can’t follow chicks around snapping pics yet Samsung says it’s OK!!

  • lgreg64

    somebody is getting tied up tonight

  • Dorian Brooks

    Samsung “Jack”….. The new face of rape for 2014.

  • Mike B

    Douche Chill!


    i love that they are snowboarders ..and the other guy was a skier…LOL…


      i actually want one of these now .. lol

      • David

        I kinda wanted one before, but now I’m not so sure!

  • MichaelFranz

    Thanks Kellex….2 minutes 31 seconds of my life I won’t get back lol

    • epps720

      Or 2 minutes 31 seconds that I will treasure forever. This has undoubtedly won the award for best worst commercial EVER!!

      • MichaelFranz

        think samsung would pay the millions to have all of this air on superbowl sunday….KILL ME

        • epps720

          Knowing Samsung, they would do it in a heartbeat. I almost want to see them do it just because.

  • reyalP

    So glad I don’t own a Samsung phone and support this kind of behavior.

  • Liderc

    lolol. “Hey pretty lady, I’m Rapey-Jack.”

    • nicholas cusmina

      Rapey-Jack attacks from the wrist

      • Julia Miller


        ★★ ★★★ ★★ ★★ ★★★ͤ ★★ ★★ ★★★ ★★ I seriously can’t tell if it’s meant to be as bad as it is because it just keeps going and going, but you know what, I just don’t care.

      • pokemon

        But it failed!

        • nicholas cusmina

          Rapey-Jack used stare into my eyes and listen to my euro-accent;

          Its super effective!

          Pretty lady is injured?!

  • nicholas cusmina

    Yeah that’s the dushiest Samsung commercial ever..

    Let me reenact part where the guy stalks the random girl by taking photo’s and video of her. He also makes calls on his wrist like a tool. Here pretty lady talk to my wrist not my face cause i’m a tool.

    I never thought it would be possible, but great job Google Glass you will actually make people look less dushy than a Samsung smart watch. Its a cool idea, but the public really doesn’t need it, if Samsung were wise they would have put out a Glass type device over a smart watch. Sadly I will still be picking up a smart watch if Motorola can release a better one.

    • Were you looking for the word “douche”?

      • nicholas cusmina

        I don’t always type out the word douche, but when I do I spell it wrong haha

        • Sharkh20

          Except that time.

  • Warwick

    The hell did I just watch….

    • Colin Zack

      Pun intended????

  • Lucky Armpit

    Like a slow-motion train wreck… just couldn’t look away.

  • Josh Shaw


  • TuckandRoll84

    Know what really bothered me about this “commercial”? Why was the guy on the left carrying his skis on the lift?

    • No one at Samsung has been skiing I guess.

      • Aardvark99

        ….or dated

    • calculatorwatch

      Haha that’s exactly what I was thinking. At least they reinforced the stereotype that snowboarding is cool and skiing is for nerds. 😉

  • MichaelFranz

    sooooooo following a girl down a mountain and taking pictures and videos of her is just normal now.

    • lgreg64

      yes just a little creepy

      • Aardvark99

        swipe, swipe, swipe… oops too far, ignore those! Is that me… in the shower?!

      • michael arazan

        Where’s the compartment the roofie falls from, from creeper jack?

        Hi, I know we just met, give me your number. Don’t be alarmed, now I’m going to follow you around and take pictures and record you. Oh what a surprise after stalking you all day we run into each other at a bar. Here’s a drink that you did not supervise be made or handled before I gave it to you.

        Dad, I just met this great guy who I never met before following me, recording me and taking pictures of me, and just ran into at a bar the same day where he’s buying me drinks.

        This must be the opening to Taken 3

    • BlynkOfAnEye

      <—- I was wondering who that guy following me was… Creepo.

  • David Henry

    Following someone around and taking secret pictures is always a great way to impress someone

  • Jordi Agricola

    This is so awful, it’s almost good.

  • George Fayad

    Someone in the PR department needs to be fired.

    • zurginator

      Honestly it was a decent idea – the execution was just beyond terrible.

    • JS

      Pretty sure they are getting a raise since it worked.

  • Prizmatik

    “Cheers B Knowles!”

    Beyonce reads droid-life? #iWantAnswers

  • Dre Fay

    That was……… just so……….. Creep-tastic! But i still have no desire to own one.

  • Ethan T

    I’m losing it. HAHAHAHA

  • panicswhenubered

    Embarrassed to have owned one of these…briefly.

  • Pierito

    Words can’t even….I……well see the thing is…..*gets up and leaves desk*

    • StuckOnVerizonForever

      So you’re saying, this isn’t how you act when you meet a woman?

  • Kyle

    that was so difficult to watch…