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Confirmed: Cats Hate Balancing on Alleged Sony Phablets

Sony Togari Cat

Check your calendars, is it April Fools? It’s not? Well, what else could explain this mystery. Pictured above is a kitten, balancing on supposedly the upcoming Sony mega device titled, the Togari. The Togari, which we have seen pictured once before, is reported to feature a whopping 6.44-inch Triluminous 1080p display, a 2.3GHz Snapdragon 800 processor and other high-end specifications. 

According to the site that released the above photo, the device measures in at 6.5mm thin, which looks about right if we compare it to the size of that small kitten. As much as this photo offers up, it really only leaves us with more questions.

No details are currently out on the cat’s specs.

Via: VR-Zone | Phone Arena

  • http://robert.aitchison.org raitchison

    Every time a tech blogger uses the term “phablet” baby jesus cries.

  • shuishuo
  • droidrazredge

    Taking all cats aside! What are people’s thoughts on which phone will be the top phone this summer to beat ? The HTC T6 (S800), Sony Togari (S800), or the Moto X(Processor not known)?

  • chris125

    That looks like a tablet ha. If that is a phone that thing is going to be HUGE, making the note seem small.

  • Justin Winker

    THAT’S MAH KITTEH

  • Armus

    If this is really a true product, it won’t have a battery for crap. … Unless the battery is the cat’s crap

  • EC8CH

    MEOW!… that phablet is thin.

  • Caleb Loop

    They dropped the ball on this one. I would have bought that cat, but no SD slot or removable battery. GS4 4 LYF

  • T4rd

    Too bad… I won’t buy a tablet unless my cat likes to be held up on it. So many OEMs neglect this requirement nowadays.

  • Nicktrance

    I guess we’ll see Sony’s “designed for kittens” campaign soon…

  • Armus

    Cat comes standard with waist creation unit, water contamination features, cloth shredding and scratch makers, one expansion slot, and it’s own furry cover. cuteness is optional.

    • JoshGroff

      I thought cuteness was a standard feature in cats?

    • RockNRollAres

      I think the cat would come preinstalled with a waist, and a waste creation unit. ;)

  • http://google.com/+derekross Derek Ross

    Tim wins the Internet today…and tomorrow on Caturday.

    • http://GPlus.to/Abhisshack Abhisshack

      Indeed

  • sc4fpse

    I hope the kitten didn’t take a leak on this leak.

    • jimstopdog

      Don’t worry all Sony’s are waterproof.

      • michael arazan

        But the smell

  • Ray Gray

    That’s a big kitten said no-one ever

  • ragnarok180

    “the cat’s specs”

    I lol heartily…

  • RockNRollAres

    I think I would rather carry that kitten around with me everywhere. Plus you wouldn’t have to worry about charging it or carrying it in your pocket. You could just have it stand on your shoulder like a pirate would with a parrot.

    • drewbie_al

      The tablet won’t claw your skin off, though.

      • RockNRollAres

        Yeah but it also won’t be outdated after 6-12 months, and will only get better skills as it ages.

        • drewbie_al

          True, although those first six months are troublesome. You don’t have to potty train (most) electronics.

          • http://www.deathbycone.com Jared Kotoff

            Kittens are potty trained by their moms.

          • RockNRollAres

            That is true. When I got my cat a few years ago, I picked him up and put him in the litter box and said “this is where you do your business”. He just sort of nodded and was like “yeah I figured”.

  • Anonymous

    Probably the best leak ever.

    • Blue Sun

      This is probably accurate as that scared cat is about to start peeing on that phablet.

    • JPlattim1933

      Cat comes standard with waste
      creation unit, water contamination features, cloth shredding and scratch
      makers, one expansion slot, and it’s own furry cover. cuteness is
      optional.­ ­http://mybestfriendmakes65dollarsper&#46qr&#46net/kkEj

  • Shirtless_Peja

    Once again long cat is lon……..

    wait,

    long phone is long

  • DanWazz

    So, either kittens can fit in my pocket or that “phone” won’t.

    • Guest

      Confirmed, kittens can fit in pockets