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Official: Google Glass Not Quite Ready For Zombie Population

Glass Hates Zombies 2

Do you happen to be a member of the walking dead populace that inhabits this world, hoping to get your nasty blood-covered hands on Google Glass? Unfortunately for you and your friends, Google set the record straight last Friday, claiming Glass “isn’t quite ready for zombies yet.” 

A zombie was on Google+ and decided to reach out to Google in an attempt to score a pair of fancy eye wear, claiming that there must be a huge market for the zombie population. In addition, he could then give Google a zombie’s perspective on Glass and everyone would be a winner. As it turns out, whoever runs the Glass G+ page is a good sport and played along nicely with the request.

Glass Hates Zombies

Thanks for being cool, Google.

Via: +DethBecomesYou

  • michael arazan

    Zombie’s never attack each other, already better than humans there

  • EvanTheGamer

    I have a funny feeling that in the future, there will be signs on the doors of strip clubs that read: NOTICE: You may not enter if you aren’t wearing shirts, shoes, or if you are wearing google glasses. Thank you.

    • Bionic

      Can you imagine the porn industry shooting POV with these? LMAO

      • EvanTheGamer

        I definitely can imagine that happening. They already shoot porn in 3D, so…I can imagine they’ll be doing the same thing with Google Glasses. How the world is evolving.

        lol

      • Christopher Chin

        Don’t they already have a more cumbersome version of Glass for the pr0n industry?

      • Chlorine

        For some reason, I am more worried about people watching it on them in public then recording it with them.

  • zepfloyd

    still better than the treatment Apple gives its zomb…um, customers.

    • Austin Warren

      This

      • PhoenixPath

        See…now *that* was funny. :-P

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        • Austin Warren

          Half sister? Stop effing your cousin.

  • Tirionfive

    Google, Stay awesome!

    OT:TWD Spoiler Below!!!!

    Speaking of zombies: Was anyone else crushed that Merle became a zombie? I mean, he was an ass, but he didn’t deserve that!

    • zepfloyd

      I was more crushed how anti-climatic and just terrible the finale was.

      • EvanTheGamer

        Yeah, I couldn’t believe it either. That’s such bs, but it was bound to happen if you fu*k with The Governor. It really sucked for Daryl though. Next season he’ll be more cold than ever before.

        • http://www.naskaras.com/ Thanassi Karageorgiou

          Daryl will be scalpin’ Mutha******s!

      • Tirionfive

        I’d agree! I’ve been pondering where the governor went. That little snake didn’t just cower down.