Video: Sh*t Android Fanatics Say

by: Tim-o-tato | posted 10.23.12 | News, Videos

Hey, no one ever said being extremely passionate about something was illegal. Sure, we may be a super opinionated group, but we do it because we love technology, right? I’ll admit, I’ve never sounded as bad as this guy, but to others, maybe I do. Whatever, your point is invalid cause my phone has the WiFi’z and bigger geebeez. Suck it.

And if you missed it, here’s the crazy shit that Apple fanatics say. I think it paints a more real picture than the Android one, but then again, I’m a biased Android/Google fanboy.

Via: Twitter

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Ziltoid

The guy in the first vid is such a winy dweeb. I wanna punch him in the throat.
Xak

omg, i’m in tears, i just watched them a third time…sooo hysterical!
Xak

holy sh*t, i laughed my balls off – they are BOTH hilarious! I had to watch it twice. Thanks for sharing this!
http://twitter.com/_Abracadaniel Joshua Polivka

The funny thing is if you made a video called s*it iPhone users say it would consist mainly of them saying their phone is better with no explaination at all why
- JoshGroff
  
  My phone’s better because it costs more. Wait, that argument is no longer valid, crap.
DanWazz

A true android fanatic with a GSIII wouldn’t call it a Droid.
Dr Zoidberg

Jobs does not look good in that photo. I hope he is ok.
jeff3yan

Luckily I’m not a fanboy towards either platform, so it’s great to enjoy the best features from every manufacturer.

There’s no point being a fanboy, unless you’re directly benefiting from defending the company (owning shares etc.)
Capt. Crunch

Pretty much spot on except for th e camera thing
paul_cus

It’s all about the widgets, haha. Pretty sure I’ve said that a few times. My favorite part was when he looked in the mirror and muttered that he hates Apple.
Joe Paul

I fear I am that guy.
trumpet444

iphone fanatic straight up looks like clay aiken
Knlegend1

iiiiii love the girl stretching lol.
Lane252

ha
Steven Cornea

I gotta say, when I find out someone at work roots there android phone, I do get giddy and wanna know what rom they are running, what kernal they use…ect.
http://twitter.com/_GotHeeem Eric Witts

Siris a bitch! haha
- Ross Newhouse
  
  sounds like a T-shirt idea
WCDave

Both of them had me laughing hard!
master94

lol, just switch to google that will fix it
Stephen

Am I the only one that owns a galaxy s 3 and iPhone 5 and love both of them? s3 running cm10 nightly. iPhone 5 is stock
- Captain_Doug
  
  Have you looked into jailbreaking your iphone? what benefits are there? Are there like “roms”?
  - flosserelli
    
    1. There is currently no jailbreak available for iphone 5.
    2. When/if the jailbreak becomes available, you can install unsigned (read: cracked) apps and custom themes on the phone, but its not quite the same as installing a custom ROM image.
    - Captain_Doug
      
      That’s what I was asking I guess. How it compares. Interesting. Thanks.
- Guest
  
  Why do you need two phones?
  - Tyler Chappell
    
    Maybe he is one of those people that uses one for work and the other for personal use?
Adam Ismail

Thank god I’ve gone through life without meeting either of these people in person, haha
joejoe5709

I make fun of my wife’s screen all the time. Then she makes fun of my fat fingers and says that’s why I need a bigger screen. Touche’ smart lady… Touche’…
jewvee

Haha I needed that laugh!! WIDGETS..
Ken Bosse

ha, I’m guilty of 90% of the things in the first video.
Justin W

The Apple one was ten times better because all of his arguments were… well… false…. The Android one had completely valid arguments. The Apple one had hundreds of fallacies.
- Captain_Doug
  
  I love how the andoid guy just made a bunch of funny noises. Apparently all android fans have ADHD…. wait a sec. ;D
Aaron

“Apple can totally survive without Steve Jobs…that would not happen if Steve was still alive”. Awesome. And everything the Android fan said sounded like truth, but just in the douchy-est way possible.
TheWhiteLotus

I say almost all of this on a regular basis. My ex-boss got an iPhone, and she had so many issues, and I always said “oh there’s your problem. it’s an iphone.”

Disclaimer: I quit. I wasn’t fired.
jcorf

That’s so me!
SD_Scott

I don’t think either of those are accurate…
- Justin W
  
  The Android one’s arguments are more true than the Apple one’s arguments.
mini-me

I was waiting for him to talk about the headphone jack being on the bottom….BOOOOOOMMM
Radgatt

I’m controlling the slot car with my phone…just kiddin’
https://www.facebook.com/aaron.williams.125 Champion1229

Fanboys are pointless! I am only pro-Google / Android because Google has provided such a good experience and the devices I have owned have made a lasting impression! If Apple would have made their iPhone 5 with a full 1080p HD Display, Quad Core processor, NFC, LTE, an a somewhat less proprietary connector I would have been waiting in line the DAY it was released to get one!
- L. S.
  
  Being loyal to Android, being loyal to Apple, it is all the same thing.
- trumpet444
  
  …..and a bigger screen and a “non-sandboxed” file structure. I like being able to share something to whatever app I want. For example: if I download a song of mine through the Dropbox app or a 3rd party browser, I want to be able to play the damn song with any music player app I have on the phone and not be FORCED to only play the song through the Dropbox app or iFile or connect it to a freaking computer and sync it with itunes
  
  ……..if I get all of that with an iphone, then yeah, I’m right there with you. But I don’t see that happening
NastyEmu

Haha, I ask my fiance how she can see anything on her tiny iphone screen all the time. Aw, look how small and cute it is!
- kdn102
  
  My fiancee wants into Android so much she is using my OG droid instead of her iPhone/iPod. Yeah, there’s no chance she’s getting an iPhone 5 now!
DainLaguna

Hilarious. Both of em.
Butters619

I almost peed my pants for the Apple as one as well. And I own a Mac.
- http://www.droid-life.com/ Tim-o-tato
  
  Is it true there are no viruses? Wowzers!
  - Butters619
    
    Lol. I hate when people say that. I used to work at Best Buy and associates would say it to customers all the time.
    - Captain_Doug
      
      I worked at Verizon and some other people said “the iphone is so easy, you’ll get it.” the only people that came back in for help… people who got iphones. Android is way easier to figure out.
      - Justin W
        
        Ironically, when I went to get my RAZR HD, the only people in the store were people either buying new Android phones or people needing help with their iPhone. Granted, there were only about 3-4 other people in the store, but still a good point.
      - https://www.facebook.com/aaron.williams.125 Champion1229
        
        Its because the internet is so full with helpful sites such as these that are open to help beginners! I remember when I had iDevices and needed help doing something….browed around and couldn’t find an answer and when I posted in a forum I got over 6 replies that were full of rude sarcasm telling me that I had to buy an app to make it work!
        
        My mother who is the most tech illiterate person I know can easily work her Droid 2 but she cringes when my dad asks her to read a text for him on his 4S!
      - Captain_Doug
        
        Such a great ecosystem. Android nerds are the best. Especially devs. Great people.
      - https://www.facebook.com/aaron.williams.125 Champion1229
        
        ANDROID DEVS ARE THE BEST!
        
        Sent from my Droid Razr on ICS running Google Now!
      - Richard Wolff
        
        i don’t know some of those Linux nerds are pretty damn good (well aware of the overlap)
      - Captain_Doug
        
        Totally agree. Definitely an overlap too. Wish there was more of an overlap. Especially that group that’s been showing android the areas it could improve its linux code. I forgot the project/group name though.
      - Maureen Lipsett
        
        Or Android users are smarter.
      - Captain_Doug
        
        A possibility. I don’t wanna put down all iPhone users but it’s so hard when so many are just following a trend. It’s not the iPhone makes people stupid, it’s that so many stupid followers just get the iPhone. Lemmings are the worse.
      - Maureen Lipsett
        
        I know some otherwise very intelligent iPhone users. I actually think that most of them would love Android more, but they just can’t be bothered to change.
      - Droidzilla
        
        This has been my experience, too. I know some extremely intelligent people (high level defense contractors, aerospace engineers, etc.) that use iPhones simply because they can’t be bothered to waste time learning about their devices. One guy I know has admitted that he’d be better served with non-Apple devices, but all of his Apple stuff works seamlessly together right out of the box and that’s more important to him than having the best. He can afford it, so it’s hard to argue against a point like that. If you don’t mind paying top dollar for non-top-tier stuff, Apple does integrate its ecosystem across all devices rather well.
      - Guest
        
        wasn’t it the ceo of microsoft that said we’re all computer scientists? man if only i knew how to code!
      - JoshGroff
        
        How about more technically inclined? I wouldn’t necessarily say smarter.
      - Sobr0801
        
        My wife works at best buy and she says people who buy android are more likely to return something due to failing how to figure out how to use it.
      - Captain_Doug
        
        *shrug
      - JoshGroff
        
        Both have basically the same difficulty to figure out imo. A day or two with either OS and you’ll have most major functions figured out.
    - http://twitter.com/Underscore_Hero Kelvin Tso
      
      I’m pretty sure it ain’t virus-proof, but it’s probably less apparent….I hope it gets worse.
  - DainLaguna
    
    Lol to be fair i have a friend at work who totally sounds like the android guy…except that his arguments end after apple sucks :-/
  - http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Bell/750747288 Nick Bell
    
    Its hard to understand this to me. Granted I am a power user like the rest of us and not like the grandparents and parents that not tech savy, but I have never had any Virsus or any issues in the 3 years of owning my HP, with lots of torrenting, and some sketchy web browsing, As long as you arnt agreeing to download anything dumb, and watch your system, nothing should happen..
    - Richard Wolff
      
      what could happen its already a hp?
      - https://www.facebook.com/aaron.williams.125 Champion1229
        
        I agree with Richard on this! All of my HP laptops have failed miserably! The only good one I have had is the Pavilion dv5000 and its almost 6 years old and still running (rather slow I might add but enough to be a NAS). My latest HP which is 3 years old has already had to have a new hard drive, memory chip and now the optical drive is failing! Oh and I can’t forget the SIX different times the original HDD crashed losing all of my data before it finally decided just to quit working!
      - http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Bell/750747288 Nick Bell
        
        Touche.. The body on mine is starting to look worse for wear.. but I got this over two years ago with the first gen i7, a 500gb hdd, 1gb GPU, and 4GB of RAM for ~$750.. you couldnt beat those specs back then and hardly even now.. And since I put in the SSD and maxed out the RAM, it still runs really well.. for the ~$900 I have into this computer, It has been a great computer that I dont think I could have beat with anything else for the amount
        I have into it..
  - Sloan Marion
    
    There are viruses just so uncommon that you don’t need anti virus, and even Windows doesn’t need it if you know what you’re doing. The reason behind the lack of visits is that Macintosh makes up such a small part of the computer market that making viruses for it is a waste of time. It also doesn’t support many coding languages such as c script.
- https://www.facebook.com/aaron.williams.125 Champion1229
  
  I’m glad I am not the only one who loves Android but yet owns / loves Mac computers!
  - Butters619
    
    When it comes to laptops, it’s hard to find something with the power/battery life/size/quality that a mac has. There are plenty of PC laptops that performance wise blow the MBP out of the water, but then they have poor battery life and/or are heavy as hell. HP and Dell have both tried to compete with size/battery life, but then they are about the same price and don’t match on quality. And I’m not talking about airs/ultrabooks.
    - Anon
      
      Two Words: Lenovo ThinkPad.
      - https://www.facebook.com/aaron.williams.125 Champion1229
        
        Three Words : Ugly As Hell
      - Richard Wolff
        
        rattlecan that f@cker pink!
  - Butters619
    
    And Expose on Mac OS is probably the greatest thing since sliced bread.
  - Darian Fisher
    
    You won’t be alone
Captain_Doug

let me root your phone…. So funny. I bug my wife about that.
- Maureen Lipsett
  
  I bug my husband about that.
  - Captain_Doug
    
    talk nerdy to me… ;D
    - New_Guy
      
      Ha =D!
      - http://profile.yahoo.com/Y5DLRFFLJSKYZLOLH2DKZFM6IU Andrea Rosado
        
        I would have been waiting in line the DAY it was released to get one!..Tiny.cc/yxhnmw
  - http://meatcastle.com/ Youre My Boy Bloo
    
    God… I am so ashamed I find that hot.
    - Captain_Doug
      
      How long has it been since your last confession my son? =)
    - Captain_Doug
      
      PS, checked out your site. Cool stuff man. I love the quotes on top.
    - nightscout13
      
      What if it’s a Homosexual male marriage? Still find that hot?
  - Richard Wolff
    
    is there a single person on droid life who dose’nt think a woman rooting a phone is hot?
    - OhAaron
      
      Me. I’m gay. xD
      - Tyler Chappell
        
        Me too!
      - OhAaron
        
        Bahaha. It’s so nice to see that I’m not the only tech obsessed gay guy..
      - TylerChappell
        
        Oh look, we got downvoted, I wonder why. You should add meh on teh fersburks
      - http://www.facebook.com/aarontrevor Aaron Sentell
        
        Send me a friend request: http://www.facebook.com/aarontrevor Also, those people are just angry, because they’re closeted, married to a woman, and bitter.
      - nightscout13
        
        Typical gay man mentality. Maybe they down voted you because you’re off topic, stop thinking the world revolves around you being GAY
      - http://www.facebook.com/aarontrevor Aaron Sentell
        
        How is it off topic, if the post that it was in response to said that he doubted that there was one person on Droid Life who wouldn’t think a girl rooting a phone is hot?
      - nightscout13
        
        Ok, i’ll give you that…. But then you 2 start hooking up on Facebook, perpetuating the legend that gay men are more promiscuous than any other form of human.
      - http://www.facebook.com/aarontrevor Aaron Sentell
        
        I fail to see how making friends with someone because you have things in common with them makes you promiscuous. If you made friends with a girl that you met on here, would that necessarily mean that you had sexual intentions? He probably doesn’t even live anywhere near here. Besides, I’m a college student. Straight guys are hardly faithful. Oo Anyways, I’m done with this argument. Have a nice night, sir.
      - nightscout13
        
        Well played….
      - Guest
        
        Sorry, but all men are promiscuous, not just gays. If there were more women on these forums there would be a lot of straight hookups too.
      - nightscout13
        
        You must not have been around gay men much. Gay men at parties are ruthless with the promiscuity.
      - LiterofCola
        
        No, not all men are promiscuous. Guess all the unfounded stereotypes are flying around today.
      - LiterofCola
        
        I lol’d
      - Captain_Doug
        
        While the downvotes are lame, lets not offend every happily married guy ok?
      - balthuszar
        
        i’m a happily married man…oh and i’m married to a man…
      - Captain_Doug
        
        That’s great… Not really what I was focusing my comment towards though.
      - http://twitter.com/kanagadeepan Kanaga Deepan N
        
        Even though I up-vote your rest of posts (for say being honest and NOT offending others), I am down-voting your this comment…
      - dray
        
        Everyone knows that the gays like Apples and iPhones.
      - Knlegend1
        
        Well there you go that single person lol
    - nightscout13
      
      Ya these 2 fudge packin’ sausage lovers down here (read below)
  - nightscout13
    
    Are you a dude married to a dude?
- Colin Zack
  
  this was easily the most hilarious part of the video
- Nicholassss
  
  I ask my girlfriend all the time.-___-
  - abhele
    
    me too , til i hard bricked it , f u mototola with your locked down bootloaders!
    - tomn1ce
      
      lol
    - Beezey
      
      let me guess, that was the last time she let you do that?
    - http://www.facebook.com/people/Dominick-White/642535026 Dominick White
      
      That’s why you get the other half a Samsung or a HTC
- carlisimo
  
  Are we talking about “rooting” in the Aussie/Kiwi sense of the word?
Michael_NM

For the love of all that is holy, please stop putting that ghost’s picture up.
- nightscout13
  
  LMFAO-ROFL

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