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Video: Apple “Puppets” Getting Inferior Product in iPhone 5 According to This Galaxy Note Owner

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First of all, this video is NSFW because of language. So before you click play, know that you have been warned. With that said, this guy wants the Apple “Puppets” to know that it’s time to wake up and that it’s “ANDROID FUH LIFE, FUH LIFE!” His 6:45 rant about the new iPhone 5 and how it compares to his Samsung “Beastung” Galaxy Note is priceless. Who knew that the iPhone 4S would be such a good fishing camera? “Living in America!”

  • http://twitter.com/Spha02 Sphamandla Hlela

    they should put this guy on samsung next advert, those “next big thing” ads. it would be epic. Can you imagin him shouting at some iSheep standing in line for an iPhone….
    awe-“wait-for-it”-some!!!

  • Michael Hutwagner

    it is maDE OF BETTER PARTS AND HAS SOME COOL APPS AND ANY ONE CAN GRAB ONE AND GO EVEN MY 2 YEAR OLD CUZ,BUT I LOVE MY NEXUS AND ILL STAY WITH THAT TILL THE NEXT NEXUS COMES OUT BUT I’AM NOT A HATER ON THE IPHONE I MAKE MONEY ON THE SIDE FIXING THEM AND SEE TONS OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE THEM THAT WOULDN’T GET ANYTHING DONE IF THEY HAD MY PHONE

  • sonicyoof

    Looks like one of those Al Qeada videos.

  • kidheated

    I love this guy. Finally, somebody who seems angrier than me!

  • http://twitter.com/TheDevelosigner Matt Digilio

    One of the best rants I’ve heard in a while – regardless of it being about Apple.

  • http://www.facebook.com/RyanA.Lubin Ryan Lubin

    I might be a puppet, but I don’t laugh like a hyena, I can spell ability, and I know the difference between millimeters, centimeters, and inches — all of the things this guy is a little confused on.

  • Stephen Scott

    LO effing L
    Emperor: “Use your hate! Gooood… Goooood.”

  • William_Morris

    Now take this, change it to the Moto Droid Bionic and multiply the annoyance factor by 10 and you’ve got Angelface :-P.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mtate0408 Michael Tate

    You mad bro?

  • Saryon

    Made it to 2:46 then wanted to hang myself…. This man should be castrated.

  • lgreg64

    Jimmy Kimmel Live – First Look: iPhone 5
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdIWKytq_q4&feature=player_embedded

  • Preach2k

    This guy needs to stay away from caffeine!!!! I agree with what he said. Also take a look at this video funny… http://youtu.be/rdIWKytq_q4

  • http://twitter.com/JSIN1605 JSIN

    This dude is no advocate i would promote

  • BEASTSCRIBER

    ELPRESADOR 4 LIFE

  • Octotron

    This is the same dude that got internet famous for 5 minutes for freaking out about the Cleveland Browns screwing up the trade for RG3. Hilarious. I bet his tears taste like a Chik-Fil-A milkshake.

  • JS629

    Slightly dated, but still mostly true and I literally LOL everytime I read this. NSFW http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone

  • http://twitter.com/MrYuzhai *Certified_geek™

    Lol.. this dude (who is completely spot on) is totally Steve Ballmer’s lost love child!

  • AnGeLFaCe777

    This guy is crazy lol. He was telling the truth though . Apple = fail Android for life specially Motorola devices.

  • http://www.facebook.com/emilio.dones Emilio Dones

    gotta love el beastadore. King troll

  • Lane252

    this dude is seriously BEAST MODE about everything…love it

  • Tyler Chappell

    Oh man, part of me really wants to post this, but I can’t because then all my credibility would go downhill since its a guy that cant even get the 3.5″ screen size of previous iPhones correct, and believes still that Samsung paid Apple in nickles. Funny vid, but I dont win converts with nonsensical blabbering. =

  • Scott Norcross

    This guy sounds like the voice in my head when I come I’m contact with an apple fanboy :)

  • Nicholassss

    -_________-

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1658220749 Jaden Tuma

    Somebody give this guy a medal. :D

  • nightscout13

    Love this guy…..He speaks the truf!

  • jaybar

    I’ve been listening to his COD videos for years, this is yet another hilarious video of his

  • angermeans

    thats priceless what a moron that guy is. A subjective rant about nothing.

  • pfilly

    Former android fanboy here! I switched to the iPhone this past year and am happy but I just wanted to let you guys know that I just got iOS 6 GM (golden master) on this phone and saw it had a YouTube app by google in the App Store. While I was afraid it would be riddled with ads; I haven’t seen one yet and thinking to myself that it might still be in beta. I miss you guys here at droid-life and just wanted to give you a heads up! Thx!

  • Joe

    Yes, he has the best of everything. Padded cell. TV tray. Video camera from 1927.

  • warispeace84

    When did brian urlacher become such a big android fan?

  • The_Truth_Hurts!

    That was quite possibly the most painful thing I’ve ever seen and I’m a self confessed AndroidFanBoi.

  • slops

    the word you’re looking for is marketing, they’re great at marketing. his argument is all about the screen size really, a lot of people don’t like the big screens. i would argue that most of the changes to the phone are software and the 4 and 4s can easily be upgraded to them.

  • Joe

    I’d love to know the phone he talks about having in 2001. I had a Nokia 5110 back then I think. It sure as hell didn’t send picture messages.

  • Victor M Almodovar

    This dude is hilarious, but he has a point….Apple sucks.

  • [email protected]

    I prefer his iPhones kilers killer video.

  • Me

    Is this guy drunk? Was he out fishing with an iPhone strapped to his head drinking beer all morning? and for everyone mocking about his “best-of-everthing but still have a blanket on the window” thing, I’ll have you know that the “sleeping back” hanging over the window is of the finest quality.