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Video: Apple “Puppets” Getting Inferior Product in iPhone 5 According to This Galaxy Note Owner


First of all, this video is NSFW because of language. So before you click play, know that you have been warned. With that said, this guy wants the Apple “Puppets” to know that it’s time to wake up and that it’s “ANDROID FUH LIFE, FUH LIFE!” His 6:45 rant about the new iPhone 5 and how it compares to his Samsung “Beastung” Galaxy Note is priceless. Who knew that the iPhone 4S would be such a good fishing camera? “Living in America!”

  • they should put this guy on samsung next advert, those “next big thing” ads. it would be epic. Can you imagin him shouting at some iSheep standing in line for an iPhone….

  • Michael Hutwagner


  • sonicyoof

    Looks like one of those Al Qeada videos.

  • kidheated

    I love this guy. Finally, somebody who seems angrier than me!

  • One of the best rants I’ve heard in a while – regardless of it being about Apple.

  • I might be a puppet, but I don’t laugh like a hyena, I can spell ability, and I know the difference between millimeters, centimeters, and inches — all of the things this guy is a little confused on.

  • Stephen Scott

    LO effing L
    Emperor: “Use your hate! Gooood… Goooood.”

  • William_Morris

    Now take this, change it to the Moto Droid Bionic and multiply the annoyance factor by 10 and you’ve got Angelface :-P.

  • You mad bro?

  • Saryon

    Made it to 2:46 then wanted to hang myself…. This man should be castrated.

  • lgreg64

    Jimmy Kimmel Live – First Look: iPhone 5

  • Preach2k

    This guy needs to stay away from caffeine!!!! I agree with what he said. Also take a look at this video funny… http://youtu.be/rdIWKytq_q4

  • This dude is no advocate i would promote



  • Octotron

    This is the same dude that got internet famous for 5 minutes for freaking out about the Cleveland Browns screwing up the trade for RG3. Hilarious. I bet his tears taste like a Chik-Fil-A milkshake.

  • JS629

    Slightly dated, but still mostly true and I literally LOL everytime I read this. NSFW http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone

  • Lol.. this dude (who is completely spot on) is totally Steve Ballmer’s lost love child!

  • AnGeLFaCe777

    This guy is crazy lol. He was telling the truth though . Apple = fail Android for life specially Motorola devices.

  • gotta love el beastadore. King troll

  • Lane252

    this dude is seriously BEAST MODE about everything…love it

  • Tyler Chappell

    Oh man, part of me really wants to post this, but I can’t because then all my credibility would go downhill since its a guy that cant even get the 3.5″ screen size of previous iPhones correct, and believes still that Samsung paid Apple in nickles. Funny vid, but I dont win converts with nonsensical blabbering. =

  • Scott Norcross

    This guy sounds like the voice in my head when I come I’m contact with an apple fanboy 🙂

  • Nicholassss


  • Somebody give this guy a medal. 😀

  • nightscout13

    Love this guy…..He speaks the truf!

  • jaybar

    I’ve been listening to his COD videos for years, this is yet another hilarious video of his

  • angermeans

    thats priceless what a moron that guy is. A subjective rant about nothing.

  • pfilly

    Former android fanboy here! I switched to the iPhone this past year and am happy but I just wanted to let you guys know that I just got iOS 6 GM (golden master) on this phone and saw it had a YouTube app by google in the App Store. While I was afraid it would be riddled with ads; I haven’t seen one yet and thinking to myself that it might still be in beta. I miss you guys here at droid-life and just wanted to give you a heads up! Thx!

  • Joe

    Yes, he has the best of everything. Padded cell. TV tray. Video camera from 1927.

  • warispeace84

    When did brian urlacher become such a big android fan?

  • The_Truth_Hurts!

    That was quite possibly the most painful thing I’ve ever seen and I’m a self confessed AndroidFanBoi.

  • slops

    the word you’re looking for is marketing, they’re great at marketing. his argument is all about the screen size really, a lot of people don’t like the big screens. i would argue that most of the changes to the phone are software and the 4 and 4s can easily be upgraded to them.

  • Joe

    I’d love to know the phone he talks about having in 2001. I had a Nokia 5110 back then I think. It sure as hell didn’t send picture messages.

  • Victor M Almodovar

    This dude is hilarious, but he has a point….Apple sucks.

  • [email protected]

    I prefer his iPhones kilers killer video.

  • Me

    Is this guy drunk? Was he out fishing with an iPhone strapped to his head drinking beer all morning? and for everyone mocking about his “best-of-everthing but still have a blanket on the window” thing, I’ll have you know that the “sleeping back” hanging over the window is of the finest quality.

  • I support everything he says in the video mainly because he speaks the truth!

  • J. Gilbertson

    i hate to be that person but this is the 6th iphone, not 5th. He forgot the original iPhone (non-3G). I dare not give it the OG tag… that belongs to androids!

  • From the moment he first opened his mouth at 0:01, I found myself ever-frantically gnawing at my own foot, in a vain attempt to create a human act more painful than sitting through the entirety of this video. After 6 minutes and 44 seconds, I’d successfully severed my foot, but still I had failed in my quest. #RIPfoot

  • RocketPunch

    One word: Auto-Tune

  • All you people saying that this guy gives Android fans a bad name need to lighten the hell up.

    I mean have you even seen the idiots that Apple fans foist as their best and brightest? 😛


  • La2da

    A-B-L-I-T-Y!….. A-B-I-L-T-Y!

  • This is why Android fanboys get a bad reputation!

    • abqnm

      I think all fanboys have a bad reputation, regardless of brand allegiance. That said, this guy doesn’t help anything.

      • I’m the first to admit I’m a little fanboyish but this guy needs some serious help…I wonder if he took his ADHD pills today? I’m guessing he probably didn’t!

    • angermeans

      I have to say I agree

    • you think he is bad, just wait till you run into a ignorant muscle car fanboy

      • JoshGroff

        Muscle cars are awesome though. >.<

  • trevorsalienarms

    As entertaining as that was, I’m not sure he’s a great representation of Android enthusiasts as a whole. Beyond the lulz value, I don’t think the “Apple puppets” will have too much difficulty dismissing this particular guy’s opinion. Instead of a flat-out rant, I’d like to see a video that plainly states which of the iPhone 5’s “firsts” have been done before.

  • ajjaeger

    This guy is loud, obnoxious and ignorant. Come on Droid-Life, this is a garbage post. I’ve been an Android user since the beginning, own several Apple products as well so I’m not biased, and I get that it’s a slow day for Android news, but really?

  • Guy in the basement

    “Howard! Get upstairs! It’s time for my sponge bath!”
    “I’ll be right there mom! I’m making a video!”

  • DainLaguna

    As valid as a couple of his points are, i wouldnt really use the evo as a launchpad for why android is superior.

  • shehippie

    o.O his room reminds me of the rooms in the nut ward I used to work at.

  • Michael swaim


  • Zach Armstrong

    This guy sums it up perfectly.

  • YogurtBites

    He uses the i*hone as a strap on. LOL

  • im pretty sure this guy has or will murder someone at some point

    • AnGeLFaCe777

      lol i am agreeing with you. He looks like he may do that due to his bipolar disorder.

  • “Anybody who knows me will tell you I buy the best of everything” …this pleather recliner, plastic TV tray and sleeping bag over my window are just a few examples. He needs a few “millileters” of chill the f@#k out and a job that pays enough to get him out of moms basement. With that said…I totally agree with his rant. Unfortunately he is right…the iSheep will flock to this little POS because they heard that it was the best. I just heard that a new feature for the iShit5 is a new YouTube app! Really???

  • Bruinsfan18

    Only upside to iOS is app dev support. Seems android version on some apps are far behind the iOS version. Other than that I love my galaxy S3!!!

  • KT


  • Kyle Cummings

    Only thing this guy is missing is a whistle and a mouth full of chaw and he would be the stereotypical high school football coach.

  • 5.3 inch GALACTIC SCREEN! A-B-L-I-T-Y!

  • Tom

    His laugh was the best part. Kind of reminded me of Batman:TAS Joker.

  • John Davids

    Did this guy used to be a color commentator for the NFL? He almost kinda sounds like John Madden.

  • Kyle Cummings

    i want a galactic screen…

  • antiquated

    Such pageantry. I bet this dude’s hung like a cherub.

  • summit1986

    Why is he screaming?! I’m scared… mommy :’-(

    • Sporttster


  • Kyle Cummings

    0:01 — best part of this whole video

  • Kyle Cummings

    his neighbors must be pissed

    • Sporttster

      ‘Is Frank on his netcam again? Now Ray, you KNOW he lives alone and doesn’t work and is still on disability from chasing that red headed mail woman and falling down his stairs.’

  • ragg

    I was at the Verizon store around 3:00 pm EST, and in walked a tool and told the sale person, I want to pre-order the iPhone 5…I looked at the idiot and started LOL…

  • DJyoSNOW

    He needs to do info mercials….

  • Apostrafee

    “With the same antiquated, Gilligans island f***** transister radio technology” hahahaha

    • jamie

      I know. Only a total cult of apple loser would think a world phone with LTE and longer battery life is modern technology. I can’t wait until Android starts shipping 5G phones!

      • tomn1ce

        You’re telling me the iphone 5 is not 5G! o_O…..ooohhh darn it…

        • mustbepbs

          I’m fully expecting someone to tell me the reason they called it iPhone 5 was for the 5G connection.

  • Derek Ross

    “I have to have the best of everything”.

    Except chair, side table, couch laptop tray, TV, remote, curtains, t-shirt, pants, haircut and plain walls. That’s all I can see otherwise I’m sure there’d be more.

    This guy sure is fired up though.

    • Hah!

    • anon

      haa yeah what is that a comforter hanging off this wall?

  • Svan71

    I hear the upcoming ifail 6 is an ifail 5 with sprinkles….stand in line isheep.

  • 6:26 – 6:28 sums it up.

  • yeh

    Finally moving on from my Droid X. It’s been real Android. See you in another life.

    • geedee82

      Are you saying your leaving android all together…because of the droid x? Shoulda moved on from that droid x a while ago buddy, but I don’t blame you. I loved it when it first came out, but those first gen android phones ain’t got nuthin’ on these new beasts from the past year, its not even close. But you definitely shouldn’t judge android from a two and a half year old phone with awful specs and a WAY out of date OS with moto-blur all over it. Pick up a GS3 or a Galaxy Nexus running Jelly Bean and you will see the difference immediately, they are light years ahead. If you can stick it out a little longer though, you should wait for next round of nexus phones to be released, hopefully they come to verizon.

    • Android4life

      Don’t flock to Apple though. Give those new Windows phones a try.

      • KleenDroid


    • I went from my Droid X to the Galaxy Nexus. Never will be converted to the Jesus phone unless Apple gets them all banned…

  • Trevor

    Man, that guy’s just itching for a heart attack.

  • rb

    …produced from the basement of his mom’s house. I bet he was tossing the 4S off screen onto a pillow… lol. Funny as hell, TRUE as hell.

  • Had no idea steve ballmer was an android fan :p

  • droidrulz!

    Only an iSheep would think that a phone with a larger screen, better colors, better camera, faster processor, LTE, longer battery life all while being thinner and lighter is an upgrade. Total Apple FAIL

    • chaosrv

      Yes, it is an upgrade from the iphone 4S…but there is little about it to recommend it over an android device. The dpi is great and all but on a screen that size, it isn’t going to be that noticeable except for a few instances. Not an apple fail but it is still far from a true apple win.

      • anon

        The small screen is the only reason the ppi is so high. DPI is a print term referring to the dots pr inch a particular printing process produces. PPI is Pixels per inch which is a totally useless spec unless your isheep or are a marketing firm. A screen can be 300ppi but if it is only 640X340 it is useless.

  • Gasaraki

    I don’t know if I want to laugh or cry…

  • I just died laughing! This made my day, heck it made my week! I’m literally forwarding this to all the iSheep I know!
    +1 Droid Life

  • eyekey

    He must be right, because he talks so loud.
    Yeah, if I learned anything in life, the screaming people are always right.

    Annoying. I can´t watch that.

  • I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone that angry over phones before. “PhoneRage” anyone?

    • No, that’s how he always is lol

    • “PhoneRage” should make that a trending topic on Twitter.

    • AnGeLFaCe777

      This comment was very fuuny. I was thinking the same thing. I am the biggest Motorola fan boy ever, but this guy took it to the limit.

  • priceless and 100% TRUE

  • Paul

    I don’t comment on rants but this is guy needs a medical exam. Not sure if his blood pressure went up or he is about to live a short life? Since I have said this, I’m going back outside to spend time with my kids and enjoy life.

  • James_Kernicky

    Funny, but he doesn’t know too much about the details and he can’t spell…I’ve never seen a screen measured in milliliters

  • napppppppz


    • Captain_Doug


  • Captain_Doug



    • Indeed he is.

    • cartersims

      Nerd rage from a dude with a blanket on his window.

      • And a TV tray.

      • Aaron

        How else do you keep glare from ruining your COD game?

        • angermeans

          ha ha that is exactly what I thought when i saw that.

        • anon

          aluminum foil, or newspaper, not a stinky dirty comforter.

      • JoshGroff

        Whilst I agree that silk curtains are far superior, I’ve seen many a gamer use blankets.

    • possomcrast1

      His raging is the best.

    • Man u got to love El Pres… Beastnation

    • andrew

      Danny go outside for once in your life please.

      • JoshGroff

        I went outside once, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

    • William

      “Cocaine is a hell of a drug”–Rick James