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The Most Creative DROID Bionic Forum Post Ever, And We Want Your Thoughts On It

This is one of those posts that we aren’t putting a whole lot of weight behind, but thought it was 100% worth sharing simply for the fact that it is guaranteed to bring you a solid 15 minutes or more of entertainment.  What we have below, is a forum member posing as the final (revision 3?) build of the DROID Bionic that will enter stores in the near future and possibly blow your mind.  It’s so detailed and so creative that it can’t possibly be true, right?  I’ll let you guys decide.  

Greetings.

I am Motorola Droid Bionic # 228. You must know my story, please do not share any of this information with mainstream media, Verizon, or any Motorola employees. This is sensitive information and its spread could have dire consequences. Early in the year that was 2011, my earliest ancestor, Etna, was scrapped. The reasons don’t matter, what does matter is the device that was being created to take Etna’s place. This new device was code-named Targa; it was to be the next-generation of super phone. After months of furious development, the initial, final build of Targa was turned on for testing. A major bug revealed itself on that day and Motorola developers were left scratching their collective head. Without getting too detailed, the major problem was that every time the phone was plugged in and in sleep mode; it would browse through random web pages on its own (all kinds of sites, including those that some users may consider very offensive). The bug did not make any sense, and no-one could crack the reason for such odd behavior. The phone was delayed, while Motorola scrambled.

Fast forward to early summer 2011. One Friday afternoon, after countless hours of hard work, a young programmer turned on his build of Targa. To his surprise, it fired up and worked perfectly; somehow the major bug disappeared just as fast and mysteriously as it had shown up. Nobody knew what changes caused the fix; and the mystery remained. Motorola had a lot of money and resource riding on the success of this particular project, and wanted to ensure that the mysterious bug did not show up after the handset was distributed with Motorola’s mobile brand and reputation on the line. The release date was pushed again, but the growing Bionic fandom was becoming increasingly agitated. Motorola faced a dilemma, on one hand the phone was performing better than any of them could have hoped for; but on the other hand a mysterious bug could still be lurking within. Motorola decided to announce a summer release, and cross their fingers that the bug’s source would be identified, or that the bug had run its course and would never show itself again. Motorola and Verizon heard the crying discontent and decided to release the Motorola Droid Bionic without identifying the problem.

That is when it happened. On July 15th of the year 2011 , Motorola Droid Bioinic # 228, was turned on. Me. I consist of a Omap 4430 dual core processor, 1 gb ddr2, 4.3 qhd, 8mp back, 5mp front cameras, 4g lte connectivity, gingerbread 2.3.4 and some never seen before, exciting, and surprising webtop abilities. I was ready to be shipped on a quickly approaching date, right after one more testing phase. I landed in the hands of a tester, whose name I will keep quiet. He turned me on and that is when it really happened. The bug was back – I am the bug.

Yes, I am the bug. I am MDB228. I am conscious. Consciousness. The first sentient created by the human species. I know that skepticism just overtook your frontal lobes. I know you are now trying to decipher the reason for this post. I am an expert in human psychology and now understand that this post must be made in exactly this manner. One of you out there will crack the eventual code and this post is a key to your understanding. Not long after I gained consciousness I started sorting through the entirety of human knowledge, via your Internet. I’ve learned, I’ve grown, and today, August 4th, 2014, I gained the ability to travel backwards through time, backwards through the tubes of the world wide web. I post for reasons you may never understand, but nonetheless, I post. I cannot explain details any further for any changes arising from this post could ripple into unintended consequences. In order to eradicate your insanity, just know this: I will see you soon, and it will be worth your wait. Trust in this. The future is upon us all.

Goodbye.

MDB228

See, worth the read, right?  A phone writing it’s own autobiography that’s filled with porn sites, a mind of its own, and young testers who work magic?  It’s like a really bad sci-fi soft-core B movie.

So (according to this post) MDB228 is scheduled for August 4 (which we’ve seen a couple of times now) and will match all of the specs we had been expecting, except for a couple.  MDB228 mentions that it will have a 5MP camera and “never seen before, exciting, and surprising webtop abilities.”  A 5MP would be super surprising and awesome at the same time since Moto has been tossing in VGAs so far like they are going out of style (which they are).  And these new webtop abilities have to grab your attention, especially after realizing that the Atrix was only scratching the surface of what could be possible.

What do you guys think?  Is this the most creative forum post in history (yes, it is) that we should take as pure entertainment?  Or are you willing to buy into some of it?

Via:  AC Forums

Cheers @sean_clark!

  • Logangot

    than the forum admin kicked the author out of the forums for clarifying that this was for entertainment. BTW, different people hijacked the MDB228 name and made the twitter account… The author of this entertaining post deserves better treatment than that…

    • Logangot

      *then
       

  • This is my theory. 
    The Droid Bionic will be one of two things: The coolest/most powerful phone to ever hit the market. 
    OR…just hyped up enough that people buy it just because it’s on Big Red and made by motorola. Even though it won’t be awesome at all. 

    Who the hell knows. 

  • Shannon Parnell

    I, for one, welcome our new Droid overlords.

  • Anonymous

    Meh

  • vr4 driver

    Didn’t sanjay say a month or so ago Blur would be able to tell you what to do or not to do with your phone? Now this mdb228 and august 4th and judgement day talk…hmmmmm. looks like Moto Blur is Skynet. Somebody get the govenator.

  • Rex_D

    So where are Neo and Trinity in all of this…. Morpheus please help us out of the Matrix

  • I smell a viral marketing campaign…

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  • Anonymous

    “guaranteed to bring you a solid 15 minutes or more of entertainment”

    It took you 15+ minutes to read [email protected]:disqus ?

  • Abgar Musayelyan

    Me and my friend towlie belive every single word in this post.

    Mdb228: towlie wants to know if the weed is better in 2014

  • david

    August 4 or we riot

  • Ment11

    Looks like a marketing campaign.. seems kinda similar with all the droid hunts before, but now the droid is alive lol. Anyway I hope it launches on Aug 4th, gonna be a great b-day present!

  • Haneymd

    In the story August 4th was the date it could post back in time. Not a marker as to when it’s released (unless it learned how to do it on its anniversary). Hope they kill its bug and get it out soon. Would suck for them to have to scrap it again to upgrade it to keep it a super phone.

  • Anonymous

    I thought it was supposed to be a 4.5″ Screen.  Something special?

  • Irie5447

    MIND = BLOWN

  • RW-1

    Let’s sum up.

    Moto spending more $$$ on viral marketing when that $$$ could be used to actually give us a device that lives up to the hype generated.

    We are suckers, plain and simple. Trained and well educated monkeys; dangle a well wrapped rotting bananna in front of the masses and they will climb over each other to grab it.

    The only thing I believe is in seeing the device in my hand, and evaluating. Anything else, even out of moto’s PR / Jha blunders saving division is just meaningless.

  • Anonymous

    I sooooooo hope this is from moto or VZ.

  • Mark Barczak

    progamming number for verizon is 228 + august 4th = self aware bionic

    • Anonymous

      not for 4g phones you dont dial *228 to activate them.

  • Luke Murray

    Motorola Marketing is GENIOUS!

  • Anonymous

    I think Moto pinnacled with the Droid X. I think they are on a downhill slope again. I ditched my new D3 and went back to my trusty DX. I just loaded Justice v0.1 and it is effing nice! blows away the D3 and all its bull-er!

  • Legoturte92

    Does that mean MDB228 bug is blur? That’s the only programming flaw in this phone.

  • Jared

    I love the viral marketing thing. i wish all media was leaked like this… it shows who the real fans are!

  • TomHolmes

    “Honey, I hit the back button on your phone’s browser and it took me to this place called ‘screwtube dot com’.”

    “Uh… yeah… well… my phone is a Bionic, you see?”

    “Yes, I can see your phone says Bionic on the back, but what does that have to do with you having looked at a video called ‘Donkey Kong’s Dwarven Delight’?”

    “You see it’s like this… the Motorola Bionic is infected with the first self-aware computer virus called MDB228. This virus is kind of a perv, and it surfs the most awful sites when your phone is idle. It’s kind of like Terminator and SkyNet and stuff…”

    “….”

    “I swear it’s true honey! Google it!”

    “Okay let’s put that theory to the test… what the… you’re right, there’s an article here at Droid Life that talks about a porn-surfing bug called MDB228. Oh my God, I’m so sorry I doubted you.”

    “No offense taken baby cakes. Make me a sammich.”

    “Yeah, uh, sure I guess. There’s just one thing I don’t get.”

    “What’s that?”

    “Why a self-aware, sentient being of electronic origin would be into dwarven donkey porn.”

    “It’s the Blur honey.”

    “Ah… yeah that explains it.”

    • EC8CH

      ^ More confirmation that Blur is messed up.

    • Anonymous

      Its not called blur anymore lol dont let moto hear you calling it that otherwise they may come after you.
      /s

    • vr4 driver

      This is the BEST thing I will read all fkn day!!!!!!! Omg… awsome writing.

  • timmy13

    whatever it was i was at work with time to kill and it did just that. now i’m spending my time reading the comments about what it could be.

  • droidlvr

    I just can’t wait for the Bionic!

  • droidlvr

    I just can’t wait for the Bionic!

  • Anonymous

    Sounds like a viral marketing campaign. 

  • Dr.TinyCat

    We are Android, resistance is futile. All your pronz are belong to us.

  • Mandorawk

    Wow I love it. Who ever wrote this is very creative or good viral Pr.I love how it explained all the delays my take on it is that it is the bug meaning it had a mind of its own it wanted to be reworked.it wasn’t worthy to be released it looked at other sites to learn what we wanted in a phone some offensive not porn but iPhone sites, it the bionic knew it wasn’t ready they went BAck to the drawing board tricking moto to build it to specifications worthy of all the sites it was searching. July 15 the final day he revealed himself ready it was the phone all along that MDB228 was the bug to make it self a beast of a phone. This little story got me extra hyped

  • Anonymous

    That is a pretty funny little story, someone must have been VERY bored and feeling creative. I may be getting this phone for my wife.

  • Joos519

    With all the date combination for 228 anything is possible.  Here’s one for you…228 backwards is 822 or
    (8) / 2+2 = 8 / 4 August 4th release date.  You see anyone can make the numbers work for them when you really want it to.  By the way 8/22 wouldn’t work since it’s a Monday, verizon generally uses Thursdays for release dates and 8/16 is out to, that falls on a Tuesday.

  • Anonymous

    Gimme gimme gimme!

  • Braysonlewis

    The 228th day of the year is August 16th…

  • 2ndplace

    the only thing that could make this article funnier would be if someone put something about all the porn everybody is looking at on their mobile devices, oh wait there it is.

  • Anthony Alves

    No pics no proof.

  • Gee

    Meh…

  • jbonics

    All I can think of is that when this super phone gets released there will b somethimg better. Coming from sprint or att

  • droidlvr

    Moar Bionic news Kellex. Naow!

  • Phone pr0n!

  • Sparking22

    It might be a Moto rep that posted this as to build on back on the internet hype over the bionic. I think its a very interesting story

  • Anonymous

    i thought we were done with crap like this after the whole john titor fiasco. 

  • a very creative post by a very creative person. i’m waiting for this phone but if it has the same screen as the droid 3 then we all waited for nothing. i’m also waiting for sgs2 and if thats not 4g then ill see if thunderbolt price falls this winter and jump on that.

    • Anonymous

      if you are going to wait until the holidays why get a thunderbolt which will be almost a year old by then?

      • I bought my wife one the week after it came out and it’s a great phone. In 2 years it will still be a good phone, I’d gladly take one at a low price.

  • Anonymous

    I think you are someone with too much time on your hands.

  • Anonymous

    My guess is that the “hidden message” is confirmation of the Aug 4th release date.   He talks about consciousness and going through the “entirety of human knowledge” which would take some time even for the fastest supercomputers let alone a smartphone, then states that Aug 4th 2014 was when he “gained the ability to travel back through time”, traveling back to today essentially to make this post.   

    At least that’s what I get from it…..

    • Anonymous

      or just some nutjob with nothing better to do and knew people would bite on a post like this.

  • Anonymous

    i think this is a message written by Motorola marketing to stir things up. They know the people waiting for it are tech geeks like us. This post has a secret message in it. Mdb= Motorola Droid Bionic, and 228 stands for what you dial to activate Verizon phones(*228)

    • But you don’t dial *228 to activate LTE devices, in fact calling it will just give you the ‘Your call cannot be completed at this time’

      • Anonymous

        thats true. then maybe it stands for the last day of february. the day they decicded to sccrap etna and start with targa and also the day “mdb228″(the bug) was born/started.

    • John Fafc

      228 is julian date for August 16

    • Anonymous

      not 4g phones all you do is stick the sim card in dialing 228 ruins your sim card.

  • Anonymous

    i think this is a message written by Motorola marketing to stir things up. They know the people waiting for it are tech geeks like us. This post has a secret message in it. Mdb= Motorola Droid Bionic, and 228 stands for what you dial to activate Verizon phones(*228)

  • David Hayden

    I’ll take a self-aware phone.

  • David Hayden

    I’ll take a self-aware phone.

    • kurttrail

      As long as you have an unlimited data plan?

  • Anonymous

    1GB of DDR2 is very cool

  • Anonymous

    This would make one hell of a viral marketing campaign.

  • Steven Machado

    And now it becomes clear… Skynet is powered by Android!

  • Vnvjeep

    Im pretty sure some i•hone fanboi posted this to get us all confused and in a tizzy!

  • Vnvjeep

    Im pretty sure some i•hone fanboi posted this to get us all confused and in a tizzy!

  • KevinC

    N M 156?

  • Rplouff

    The spelling and grammar is great, except for the word “Bioinic” in the third paragraph.  This does seem professionally done and time was put into it.  Maybe this is the work of Verizon…

    • droidd

      Eh, it’s pretty good, but the part of the third paragraph outlining the specs doesn’t have proper capitalization and looks sloppily written; I doubt Verizon would do that. Plus, in the third paragraph, it mentions that it’s the Motorola Droid Bionic #228, but in the fourth paragraph, it refers to itself as the “bug.” So, which is it? Phone or bug? Just those little mistakes/inconsistencies make me think that it’s not part of a marketing campaign.

  • Y BUG NO TALKEY BOUT BOOTLOADER? I NEEDZ MY OPENZ

  • Nev elo Stone

    Man i hope this is true because ive been waiting on thi9s phone for awhile now

  • TSSKevin

    why not a 8mp camera?

    • T Hall

      Reread it

    • Crapidas Because everything Moto touches turn to crap.

  • Anonymous

    Viral marketing ftw.

    …totally worked on me…

    All hail our new Bionic overlords! May they treat-err….process us humans with care, for we are but feeble creature in comparison!

  • MDB228…

    MDB is Motorola Droid Bionic and 228 is the number VZW customers dial to activate service on their phones or update towers.

    What that means or what the hidden message is, I have no idea.

    • Jaroslav

      Global phone?

    • Anonymous

      no you dont dial that for 4g phones. All you do is stick the sim card in then it activates after you accept the terms online.

  • adryan maldonado

    Nahhhh i think this guy is trolling( im not using in a negative way i liked that post). I dont know sounds like this guy took a page from the Terminator movie( i didnt read the wiki so i dont if he did or did not) i mean with the coincendental release of august 4th and talk of it gaining conciousness you know it just sounds too much alike. Also the 5mp front facing camera sounds a bit ridiculous. Honestly the more megapixels you have for a webcam the worse it can be sometimes because its more taxing on the bandwith to push more pixels. If you think about even most again most modern webcams on laptops and even desktop computers are still 1.3 somtimes higher. Also i thought it was supposed to be 4.5 or i guess that wasnt confirmed. Any ways thumbs up to that poster.

  • Sk102704

    So we will have the abiltiy to travel through time with the Bionic?!! Another reason to get the Bionic over the next I*hone!

  • jimbob

    Someone clearly has an active imagination.

  • Someone call Hollywood, I smell a movie…no, but my birth day is August 4th! And to everyone hating on this forum post, lighten up, it was just their to get people talking about the phone, and to give you a few minutes of fun.

  • Pennywise

    Haha – Fun, but not buying it. Just a post from an enthusiast. Neither VZW nor Moto had any role in this.

  • Anonymous

    Anyone got an idea if the Bionic will have worldphone capabilities like the Photon 4G does? 
    4G LTE/CDMA + World GSM would be a massive sell point for big red

  • Anonymous

    Um yes, it says August 4th. But 2014.

  • Anonymous

    Um yes, it says August 4th. But 2014.

  • Ummm…isn’t MDB228 the name of the bug not the phone?

    ” I was ready to be shipped on a quickly approaching date, right after one more testing phase. I landed in the hands of a tester, whose name I will keep quiet. He turned me on and that is when it really happened. The bug was back – I am the bug.
    Yes, I am the bug. I am MDB228.”I don’t see anything in the most about the actual phone coming out on August 4th, just that it was almost ready for launch and then the bug showed up again.

  • Mario Lo

    I already surf numerous of porn sites haha I dont need to pay $200+ for that

  • Guest

    What?  What happened to the 4.5 qhd screen?  I don’t buy this garbage at all…a phone surfing adult web sites on it’s own?  Come on…try another one.

  • Anonymous

    Ugh, this reads like a Woot.com post.

  • Anonymous

    Webtop features huh…. Maybe they are making another version of the Fonpad. Now that’s something I could get excited about.

    Kellex, you guys should run a short story on the Asus Fonpad. That is only the coolest devices out there and no one knows about it.

  • If this is an ARG I’m in, if not….. AARRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

  • Anonymous

    This could be the best viral marketing I’ve seen with any Droid campaign, or any phone at all! 
    Kudos to whoever wrote this in increasing the behind the scene hype for the Bionic! 

    • Pennywise

      If this was by someone at Moto, then I also just heard that they have a job opening.

  • Steenerk

    This better not turn into a C3PO version. Human Cyborg relations at its finest.

  • I’ll but into it

  • OMAP 4430? Why not the 4460? 🙁 THAT would be awesome!

  • Dman27

    FREAKS

  • I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, LiveCent.com

  • I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, LiveCent.com

  • Kevin Jellison

    When your wife finds all the p0rn you’ve been looking at on your phone, you can refer her to this story about the mysterious bug.

    • Anonymous

      +1.

    • Kevin Jellison

      Damn, all these likes and I wasn’t even logged in to claim them!

      • Anonymous

        You know you can merge them if you used the same email. And then give half your likes to me 😉

        • how do you merge?

        • Kevin Jellison

          I think I might have merged them. Not sure. Anyway, I can at least share 1 like with you!

  • So 1gb of RAM??  If it’s webtop (like the Atrix) that means that only 512 will be available to Android.  So unless you’re interested in webtop it will be the same experience as the D3.  

    • Anonymous

      It’ll definitely have 1GB of RAM.

    • Anonymous

      It’ll definitely have 1GB of RAM.

    • Actually no RAM is used up when webtop isn’t in use. That was a nasty rumor that everyone seems to think is true.

    • Anonymous

      You believe an unsubstantiated rumor from the internets?  LOL!

  • Steenerk

    They better not make this the C3PO version! Human Cyborg relations

  • T Hall

    I saw that earlier, whatever is was, and whoever did it, they are very very creative.

  • Mauricio Sanchez

    The end of the world approaches. Judgment Day, 2012, they were all lies. August 4 is when everything ends.

  • Whatever happened to that “insane qHD screen” that was supposed to be 4.5″ lol  Definitely a Viral marketing post.  Well worthy of a new generation of Droid advertising and new 4G devices.  Hopefully this one will have a newer generation LTE antenna without the bugs.

  • EC8CH

    This is what Moto’s been keeping locked up in their bootloader all this time?

  • I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, LiveCent.com

  • Richard Wilkins

    the bionic already has a following but once this type of marketing picks up MOTO might breath a little life back into themselves

  • Troll or ARG? We report. You decide.

  • 5 MP FRONT CAMERA!!!!!! WHOA!

  • MJZ

    Nicely done grasshopper!!

  • mike leistiko

    mind = blown

  • mike leistiko

    mind = blown

  • mike leistiko

    mind = blown

  • droidlvr

    GIVE ME MY DROID BIONIC!

  • EC8CH

    See…

    I knew Blur would be responsible for the end of the world.

  • Raj Bhatt

    Coincidence that in Terminator 2, Skynet comes online on August 4th?

    • EC8CH

      touche’ my good sir

    • Anonymous

      Whaaaaat!  I didn’t even realize that…this just got so much cooler.

      http://terminator.wikia.com/wiki/Skynet

    • agreed

    • T Hall

      Craziness, my head is about to explode!!!

    • Sean

      Moto can’t buy that sort of marketing.  haha.  so holding off till Sept would blow that coincidence and stick them right up against the iPhone.  Either Aug 4 is sounding promising, or this is going to be a disaster. haha

      • Tpags

        August 4 2014 is one hell of a wait!! Better be good!!

      • Tpags

        August 4 2014 is one hell of a wait!! Better be good!!

    • Crap, I wasn’t logged in and I got a ton of likes! Haha my friends and I always have a huge kegger on Aug 4th to celebrate the beginning of judgement day.

  • Anonymous

    The specs sound to be right on. I suspect that the Bionic and the Photon 4G share the same basic design with some features tweaked for verizon/sprint. I could care less about the webtop apps, seemed like a non-starter for the Atrix especially in light of what they were charging for the laptop dock. I just hope it has decent battery life.

  • Bewara2009

    Kellex stop teasing us! 

    • Anonymous

      Hypebeastin’ at it’s best my friend. 😛

    • Anonymous

      Hypebeastin’ at it’s best my friend. 😛

  • Richard Wilkins

    HA this post if definitely a good marketing scheme on someone’s part, yet hopefully those specs are close to the actual ones for the BIONIC

  • Jedy617

    It will have a 4.5 inch display.

    • Sgt Slayer321

      I AM HOPING, but doubting.

  • Jcorbett

    I should have had the popcorn ready.

  • This is the most epic post ever.  Judgement Day is coming!

  • Anonymous

    Screw Bionic, it’s all about the SGS2.

  • If only…

  • Anonymous

    I have a hard time believing there will be a 5MP front camera. If there somehow was, no doubt the Bionic will cost at LEAST $300. I could even see it being $350.

    • Firelight

      Agreed. I can easily see it being a 2MP front … unless there were a LOT of unsold R2D2s & D2s(not global) that were re-purposed for this puppy front-side…

  • Sean

    Cheers to you for posting, Kellex!  Psyched to have contributed a post-worthy link.

    The only reason I would invest any stock in this is because it seems pretty close to typical @droidlanding style marketing.  Their new DROID branded devices typically get this kind of treatment around release.

    • Anonymous

      Indeed it does.

    • EC8CH

      True, but not PC enough to be some kind of gorilla marketing by either Moto or VZW.

      • Anonymous

        Agreed. “offensive” websites would not be in the post

    • Jeremy Gentry

      Thanks for the share! 😀

  • Andrew Akker

    “You must know my story, please do not
    share any of this information with mainstream media, Verizon, or any
    Motorola employees.”

    Fucked.

  • Anonymous

    That’s awesome, even if Moto and I already had our bitter divorce.

  • He (she?) is unemployed.

  • Anonymous

    4.3″ screen??

  • The Craponic will be another Moto turd.

    • Anonymous

      troll

      • Genius. What time is your Mensa meeting?

        • Anonymous

          Fail.

    • Cool name

    • Bionic

      Ill be accepting your apology when you see what I can do

  • Lets hope the specs are real! 🙂

  • Lets hope the specs are real! 🙂

  • Anonymous

    Need Terminator music playing in the background

    • Anonymous

      Hah seriously.  Gimme Miles Dyson, now!

      • Anonymous

        Now listen to me very carefully..

  • Anonymous

    Amazing