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DROID 2 Global Info Arriving in Inboxes, Still Not Officially Announced

The Droid 2 Global and its 1.2GHz processor seem like something that should be at the forefront of Verizon’s holiday marketing campaign, but for whatever reason, they have left it up to the blogs and interweb rumormills to spread the info-love.  The email message above, which appears to be going out to anyone on their Droid list, is really the first time we’ve seen an acknowledgement that the device even exists other than the fact that it’s for sale on their website.

I will admit that the slogan used is classic Droid-style though and gave me a good chuckle.  “Santa has his elves.  You have one of these.  You win.”  It’s almost like one of those ridiculous Chuck Norris lines only substituted for “DROID.”

Anyone got a better one?

    • Michael_NM

      Wow, that second picture proves that Blur is installed. 😛

  • Atomsk0

    The DROID 2 Global is the most powerful thing next to Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks.

  • Atomsk0

    The DROID 2 Global designed it's own schematics

  • Esxna

    Chuck Norris DOES Droid because its the only thing besides Chuck Norris that can Browse the Web at the speed of a racehorse duct taped to a scud missle.

  • Mrpicolas

    Chuck Norris. Ftw….

  • Kiriuskris

    Santa only works one night a year, your DROID works all year for you.

  • Eric

    Off Topic. Kellex why have you not announced the other 5 winners of Lookout Premium? You said it was gonna be announced yesterday morning. Whats up?

  • Chris.Go

    WOW Remote Auction house is pretty cool if you play the game but needs chat options.

  • KleenDroid

    Chuck Norris went on a trip to the Virgin Islands. When he left, they were just called the islands.

  • Jeremy Gentry

    that picture is a little deceiving, some people might start to think they could play WoW on their phones, if that were the case no one would get anything done. LOL

  • Chuck Norris the Whole Android!

  • Michael_NM

    Chuck Norris has a beard. You have a Droid. You win!

    • Kiriuskris

      I heard Chuck Norris' beard has a DROID! FTW!

  • Guest

    Chuck Norris has a round-house kick to your head. You have one of these. Do you still win?

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